David Letterman invited reader of his website to offer their Top Ten little known facts about American Idol evictee Sanjaya Malakar. Here is the less than stellar top ten, in reverse order:
10. Hides meatballs in his hair for late-night snacking
9. Illegitimate child of Justin Guarini and Kelly Clarkson
8. Recently fired by Alberto Gonzales
7. Once sang to a man just to watch him die
6. His real name is Fred Smith
5. Actually named after the 11th herb and spice in the Colonel's secret recipe
4. He's 70 percent "San" and 30 percent "Jaya"
3. Parents named him based on letters they drew in a game of Scrabble
2. Despite numerous attempts, Angelina and Brad have not been able to adopt him
1. Only contestant who hasn't slept with Paula Abdul
Tsk, all the ripe material that super crazy Sanjaya offers and that's the best they came up with? I'm sure you could've done much better. Please feel free to leave your own factettes below and I'll email Dave with an improved selection.
Monday, 23 April 2007
Top Ten little known facts about American Idol evictee Sanjaya Malakar
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1 comments:
I didn't think they were that bad. In fact, "Once sang to a man just to watch him die" actually made me chuckle out loud.
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