Ten things that I enjoy about being single again

1 - I can go to bed whenever I feel like it

2 - I can make as much noise as I want when I wake up and not have to creep about the house in case I wake up anyone else

3 - I can watch whatever I damn well please on TV

4 - I don’t have to justify or explain myself to anybody

5 – I can listen to music as I fall asleep

6 – I can sleep in any position that I find comfortable

7 – I can finally get around to playing Final Fantasy XII

8 – I don’t have to make calls to explain where I’m going to be

9 – I can let my hair grow longer again

10 – I can skip shaving my face sometimes