England beat France 14-9 in Paris and reach the Final!

So, all of England is cock-a-hoop about England beating France in the semi-final and reaching the Rugby World Cup Final next week. Aw, bless 'em, the English don't win at much so it's touching to see them so fired up about the rugby. I didn't watch the match of course, I just saw the results on the news this morning. My only interest in rugby is the Dieux du Stade calendar.

Oh, and by the way, I wonder if captain Jonny Wilkinson will finally agree to the England team doing a nude calendar if they win again. I mean, it's not as if he's never taken his clothes off. Here's our hunky captain Jonny in 2001 when he was less shy about bearing all.