Amy Winehouse up for six Grammys, Amy celebrates with a visit to the sweet shop

Yet more award nominations, this time the Grammys. I'm not going to list every nomination, there's like a hundred and ten categories fer chrissakes!

Album Of The Year:
Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace (Foo Fighters)
These Days (Vince Gill)
River: The Joni Letters (Herbie Hancock)
Graduation (Kanye West)
Back To Black (Amy Winehouse)

Record Of The Year:
"Irreplaceable" (Beyoncé)
"The Pretender" (Foo Fighters)
"Umbrella" (Rihanna Featuring Jay-Z)
"What Goes Around…Comes Around" (Justin Timberlake)
"Rehab" (Amy Winehouse)

Song Of The Year:
"Before He Cheats," John Kear & Chris Tompkins, songwriters (Carrie Underwood, artist)
"Hey There Delilah," Tom Higgenson, songwriter (Plain White T's, artist)
"Like A Star," Corinne Bailey Rae, songwriter (Corinne Bailey Rae, artist)
"Rehab," Amy Winehouse, songwriter (Amy Winehouse, artist)
"Umbrella," Shawn Carter, Kuk Harrell, Terius "Dream" Nash & Christopher Stewart, songwriters (Rihanna Featuring Jay-Z, artist)

Best New Artist:
Feist
Ledisi
Paramore
Taylor Swift
Amy Winehouse

Best Female Pop Vocal Performance
"Candyman" Christina Aguilera
"1234" Feist
"Big Girls Don't Cry" Fergie
"Say It Right" Nelly Furtado (this is my favourite song of last year, I love the sassy 'tude)
"Rehab" Amy Winehouse

Best Male Pop Vocal Performance
"Everything" Michael Bublé
"Belief" John Mayer
"Dance Tonight" Paul McCartney (I bet Heather's spitting blood over this!)
"Amazing" Seal
"What Goes Around...Comes Around" Justin Timberlake

Best Pop Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals
"(You Want To) Make A Memory" Bon Jovi
"Home" Daughtry
"Makes Me Wonder" Maroon 5
"Hey There Delilah" Plain White T's
"Window In The Skies" U2

Now, our Amy has had her problems recently, but at least she's laying off the drugs temporarily to celebrate her nominations with a nice trip to the sweet shop to stock up on supplies. But I don't know why people go on so much about her drug taking, all those skanky sweets will kill her even if the drugs don't. You do know that English chocolate is just full of hydrogenated fats, horse's hooves and pig's willies and f*ck knows what else? No wonder the European Union is always trying to ban it. Amy would be better off sticking to her Charlie, at least that's organic!