The sensual world of the Velvet Vulva

If you're wondering what would make a charming present for the special lady in your life, how about a delightful handbag from The Velvet Vulva?

"More than a sumptuous Renaissance bag, the Velvet Vulva represents in three-dimensional form the sacred portal to the feminine temple. Each has sumptuous fabric labia and a beautiful button clitoris. A Velvet Vulva might become your everyday bag; it might always stay on your altar; or it might be acquired for special occasions. "

Now, I have to admit that I've never actually had the pleasure of seeing a vulva. Well, apart from Britney's of course, so I'll just have to take their word that it's anatomically correct and a genuine representation of a woman's "flower". Kinda looks pretty doesn't it? The smaller ones are perfect for a mobile phone, just don't set it to vibrate!



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