The top ten most hated people on the internet

According to Radar the internet "gives us a cloak of anonymity, allowing every man, woman, and child to expel anonymous bile on strangers—be they the real-life TV celebrities we can't stand, or infamous figures brought to the nation's attention via YouTube". Here their list:

1. LORI DREW
2. JOHN FITZGERALD PAGE
3. JULIA ALLISON
4. DAVID MOTARI, BEST KNOWN FOR THE POPULAR YOUTUBE CLIP "AMERICAN SOLDIER THROWS PUPPY OFF CLIFF"
5. MEDIABISTRO FOUNDER LAUREL TOUBY
6. THE ENTIRE CAST OF NBC'S QUARTERLIFE
7. DAILY KOS, AKA MARKOS MOULITSAS
8. DAVID CROSS
9. TONY KORNHEISER
10. RACHAEL RAY

First of all, I've only heard of one of these people, David Cross, and even with him I didn't know his name but I recognised him from his photograph because he was in that fun telly show Arrested Development. Apparently, his fans turned on him after he took a big pay cheque for doing a voice over for the Alvin and the Chipmunks film. I have no idea quite why people found his acceptance of a job so offensive, but Cross wrote about his reasons in a blog post which ends with this pithy comment: the NY Times called me "delightfully scene stealing" so suck it!

As for the rest of 'em - I have no idea who they are so I thought I'd do my own top ten list of hated celebrities and internet cyberlebrities:

1. ANN COULTER - do I really need to go into detail why it's so easy to hate Bitch Features?
2. KERRY KATONA - chavvy women up and down the country love this woman. Fuck knows why.
3. TOM CRUISE - oh, this is just getting way too easy!
4. PEREZ HILTON - this fat fug gives bloggers everywhere a bad name. I mean, it's not as if he even writes the damn thing himself anymore.
5. THE ENTIRE BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY - the French had the right idea.
6. MEL GIBSON - philandering Catholic father of seven, homophobe, anti-semite and general drunk. Nice guy!
7. LILY ALLEN - I can't stand her or her ugly brother Alfie and don't get me started on her awful father. He's ruined every damn telly show/film he's ever appeared in.
8. SHARON STONE - enough with wearing the fur!
9. COLEEN MCLOUGHLIN - and people bitch about Paris Hilton for being famous for no reason...
10. JUDE LAW - so desperate for a jump that he had to knob his kids' fugly fat nanny!

Meow, that was all rather bitchy of me wasn't it? I didn't know I had so much bitterness and bile inside me. Waiter, a saucer of milk please!