Whitney is America's Next Top Model

Ok, so I've gone and spoilt it for you if you haven't already seen it, but you've had a whole day to watch it so don't go all postal on me. So, I wasn't happy about this result as I wanted the lovely Anya Kop to win. She'd been my favourite from the early stages and she was one of the few "models" who didn't spend the entire time bitching and moaning about the other girls and the various photoshoots.

On the other hand, Whitney Thompson complained and bitched about everything throughout the entire series (sorry Tyra, I meant cycle) and was generally unpleasant to the other girls with the exception of Anya. I was glad that Fatima was eliminated first though, I've never liked her. Oh, I don't care that she's been de-clitted and had her labia sewn up and can't even finger herself. Yes, I know that it's sad and horrible for her, but that had nothing to do about her ability to be a model.

Anyway, the conspiracy theories about the ANTM winner have already started. We get these every time - you know, I think that there are more conspiracy theories and shit written about ANTM winners than the JFK assassination and 9/11 put together! Here's the dish from fourfour:

The claim is that Whitney did not try out for top model but was approached on a plane by someone from the show. She was already doing modeling as a size 2 or 4 but because she was closer to a 4 she was a little too big for the show as a regular model. They told her that if she went and gained 10-20 pounds they would definitely put her on the show as "the plus-size model".

Hmm.. Do we see a future in modelling for Whitney? Well, I can see her in Playboy maybe, but on the runway modelling for Calvin Klein? I don't know about that, those fashion gays still like their bitches skinny, no matter what Whitney and Tyra think.