"As far as I am aware I did not put my hands around her neck."

Heh, this news story in the self-righteous and clucking Daily Mail made me laugh this morning. Normally I wouldn't read their right-wing trash, but they also have lots of bitchy showbiz stories, so they're sometimes worth a punt. Well, Sky News presenter Kay Burley has been accused of roughing up a paparrazi photographer, Kirsty Wigglesworth, outside the courtroom in London waiting for that Naomi Campbell:

Sky News presenter Kay Burley clashed with a photographer during the mayhem when Naomi Campbell arrived at court yesterday.

The newscaster, 46, was apparently hit in the cheek by a camera - and was then seen with her hand around a photographer's throat.

What kills me about this is that when asked about the incident, Kate Burley had the chutzpah to says:

"As far as I am aware I did not put my hands around her neck. I was hit in the face with a camera. You can still see the injury on my forehead and like anyone else would do I just put my hands up. If I did anything else, then I apologise."

That's right girl, deny, deny, deny! She's not stupid, she's gone down the Bill Clinton or R Kelly route and made up some kind of bullshit story and now she's sticking to it. Doesn't matter that there were about a hundred photographers there. You go, girl!