David Beckham in his tighty whitie Armani underwear

Oh my, now here's a good start to your day - David Beckham in his Armani tighty whitie underwear! This is the image used for the five storey poster that Macy's in San Francisco unveiled yesterday, those lucky queens!

Ah, San Francisco. Whenever I hear that name I think of the Judy Garland song except I was taught it by an old queen with an alternative lyric which started off something like:

"San Francisco open your Golden Gate,
Everyone masturbates here..!"

I can't remember the rest and a google search didn't bring any results. Maybe it's just something that's orally passed down through the generations. What if I was The One chosen to carry on the proud tradition? Oh it's a shame I've only got cotton wool between my ears.

So what's this got to do with David Beckham? Nothing. This is just an example of why I shouldn't blog in the mornings, I'm way too fuzzy.