The top ten most hated people on the internet

According to Radar the internet "gives us a cloak of anonymity, allowing every man, woman, and child to expel anonymous bile on strangers—be they the real-life TV celebrities we can't stand, or infamous figures brought to the nation's attention via YouTube". Here their list:

1. LORI DREW
2. JOHN FITZGERALD PAGE
3. JULIA ALLISON
4. DAVID MOTARI, BEST KNOWN FOR THE POPULAR YOUTUBE CLIP "AMERICAN SOLDIER THROWS PUPPY OFF CLIFF"
5. MEDIABISTRO FOUNDER LAUREL TOUBY
6. THE ENTIRE CAST OF NBC'S QUARTERLIFE
7. DAILY KOS, AKA MARKOS MOULITSAS
8. DAVID CROSS
9. TONY KORNHEISER
10. RACHAEL RAY

First of all, I've only heard of one of these people, David Cross, and even with him I didn't know his name but I recognised him from his photograph because he was in that fun telly show Arrested Development. Apparently, his fans turned on him after he took a big pay cheque for doing a voice over for the Alvin and the Chipmunks film. I have no idea quite why people found his acceptance of a job so offensive, but Cross wrote about his reasons in a blog post which ends with this pithy comment: the NY Times called me "delightfully scene stealing" so suck it!

As for the rest of 'em - I have no idea who they are so I thought I'd do my own top ten list of hated celebrities and internet cyberlebrities:

1. ANN COULTER - do I really need to go into detail why it's so easy to hate Bitch Features?
2. KERRY KATONA - chavvy women up and down the country love this woman. Fuck knows why.
3. TOM CRUISE - oh, this is just getting way too easy!
4. PEREZ HILTON - this fat fug gives bloggers everywhere a bad name. I mean, it's not as if he even writes the damn thing himself anymore.
5. THE ENTIRE BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY - the French had the right idea.
6. MEL GIBSON - philandering Catholic father of seven, homophobe, anti-semite and general drunk. Nice guy!
7. LILY ALLEN - I can't stand her or her ugly brother Alfie and don't get me started on her awful father. He's ruined every damn telly show/film he's ever appeared in.
8. SHARON STONE - enough with wearing the fur!
9. COLEEN MCLOUGHLIN - and people bitch about Paris Hilton for being famous for no reason...
10. JUDE LAW - so desperate for a jump that he had to knob his kids' fugly fat nanny!

Meow, that was all rather bitchy of me wasn't it? I didn't know I had so much bitterness and bile inside me. Waiter, a saucer of milk please!

Ann Coulter - dumbass stupid Bitch Features on Hillary and Obama

Conservative dumbass Ann Coulter is still going on about how she's supporting Hillary Clinton for the Democratic nomination even though Coulter is a dried up old husk of a Republican. Anyway, old Bitch Features has written a piece about Hillary and Barack on her website and states that: "Now that Hillary has won three primaries in a row, it's time for Obama to do the classy thing and withdraw from the race. (Obama won Vermont, but that was earlier in the day. Exit polls indicate he took the black vote. Literally. There was just the one.)"

Written with her usual simple mindedness and disregard to common sense, Coulter thinks she's so goddamn irreverent and amusing, except she's not. She's just unpleasant, rude and downright nuts. Now we all know that she's actually supporting a Democrat, she's just fucking with our heads and trying to get some attention. In the end, the piece just seems to focus on urging Hillary to divorce Bill Clinton:

"This charade of a marriage has gone on long enough. Even if you were stupid enough to marry him back in the '70s, Bill is just so over, girlfriend. He can't even get Holiday Inn cocktail waitresses anymore. Last I heard, he was hitting on the Motel 6 housekeeping staff."

What, does Coulter think she's on Ricki Lake now? Damn foo'! Oh, but one good thing came out of this, I finally managed to track down a half decent photograph of Bitch Features. Sure, you can hardly see her face but that's why it's good!

Bitch Features Ann Coulter gets hacked!

Bitch Features conservative Ann Coulter was hacked the other day. Unfortunately, not with a machete, it was only her super freaky website. It's been changed back to her 'normal' loony bile, but here's a screen shot that someone helpfully saved. In the hack, old Faceache Coulter was represented as saying:

"Dear Readers,

I've been participating in a charade for nearly eleven years, now. Quite frankly, I'm sick of it. You have all been a part of a sick joke that I began considering shortly after first getting on the air. At first, it was quite interesting to see how people would react when I would use twisted logic and poorly masked bigotry.

But eleven years is a long time to be living a fake life, and I can no longer tolerate this falsity. Even someone as fake as I tires out eventually.

Here's the truth, I don't care what people believe. Jews don't need to be "made perfect" as I so arrogantly proclaimed to Editor & Publisher not a half week ago. I don't even care if people are Muslim. Granted, I don't know much about the religion or the people, but they are people. This is something that we cannot forget, they are in an abhorrent situation. These people are in need of education. Perhaps if we did not participate in causing them misery, they would not hate us so.

In fact, does it really matter whether we are Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Atheist, or even Pagan? We are one nation. One. We should not let petty differences separate us, we are all American, and should act in that manner.

And with that, my precious viewers, I bid you adieu. My career as a media figurehead is over."

You see, the thing with Ann Coulter is that she's such a cranky old loon, that you can't tell the difference between a joke about her or the real thing. She's like Dr Laura in that way. Unfortunately, the real thing isn't as funny or imaginative as the person who posted this statement on her website. Bitch Features has neither the wit nor the intelligence to pull off a prank like this, let alone write a coherent statement.

Ann Coulter gets politely ass whupped by Elizabeth Edwards

Well, she's been quiet for the last few weeks but it was only a matter of time before Ann Coulter reared her obnoxious head again. The occasion was MSNBC’s “Hardball", hosted by Chris Matthews, where Elizabeth Edwards, the wife of Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards called into the show to talk to Ann Coulter. Here is a transcript of what they said:

Chris Matthews: You know who's on the line? Somebody to respond to what you said Edwards yesterday morning -- Elizabeth Edwards. She wanted to call in today we said she could. Elizabeth Edwards go on the line you're on the line with Ann Coulter

Elizabeth Edwards: Hello, Chris.

Matthews: You wanna say something directly to the person who's with me?

Edwards: I'm calling you … in the South when someone does something that displeases us, we wanna ask them politely to stop doing it. Uh - I'd like to ask Ann Coulter -- if she wants to debate on issues, on positions -- we certainly disagree with nearly everything she said on your show today -- but uh it's quite another matter for these personal attacks that the things she has said over the years not just about John but about other candidates. It lowers our political dialogue precisely at the time that we need to raise it. So I want to use the opportunity … to ask her politely stop the personal attacks.

Ann Coulter: OK, so I made a joke -- let's see six months ago -- and as you point out they've been raising money off of it for six months since then.

Matthews: This is yesterday morning, what you said about him.

Coulter: I didn't say anything about him actually either time.

Edwards: Ann, you know that's not true. And once more its been going on for sometime.

Coulter: I don't mind you trying to raise money. I mean it's better this than giving $50,000 speeches to the poor.

Edwards: I'm asking you.

Coulter: Just to use my name on the Web pages…

Edwards: I'm asking you politely…

Coulter: ...but as for a debate with me, um yeah, sure. Yeah, we'll have a debate

Edwards: I'm asking you politely to stop personal attacks.

Coulter: How bout you stop raising money on the Web page then?

Edwards: It didn't start it did not...

Coulter: No you don't have cause I don't mind

Edwards: It did not start with that you had a column a number of years ago

Coulter: OK, great the wife of a presidential candidate is calling in asking me to stop speaking...

Matthews: Let her finish the point...

Coulter: You're asking me to stop speaking, stop writing columns, stop writing your books.

Matthews: OK, Ann. Please.

Coulter: OK

Edwards: You wrote a column a couple years ago which made fun of the moment of Charlie Dean's death, and suggested that my husband had a bumper sticker on the back of his car that said ask me about my dead son. This is not legitimate political dialogue.

Coulter: That's now three years ago --

Edwards: It debases political dialogue. It drives people away from the process. We can't have a debate about issues if you're using this kind of language.

Coulter: Yeah why isn't John Edwards making this call?

Matthews: Well do you want to respond and we'll end this conversation?

Edwards: I haven't talked to John about this call.

Coulter: This is just another attempt for –

Edwards: I'm making this call as a mother. I'm the mother of that boy who died. My children participate -- these young people behind you are the age of my children. You're asking them to participate in a dialogue that's based on hatefulness and ugliness instead of on the issues and I don't think that's serving them or this country very well.

[The crowd applauds]

Matthews: Thank you very much Elizabeth Edwards. (To Coulter) Do you want to -- you have all the time in the world to respond.

Coulter: I think we heard all we need to hear. The wife of a presidential candidate is asking me to stop speaking. No.

Nice to see that Ann Coulter hasn't lost her bullying touch. She seems to dismiss any criticism of herself by just saying it's all about old comments. Well, the comments may be old, but Coulter hasn't changed the record. It's still the same old liberal-baiting cheap shots that's always gotten her the admiration of conservatives. Seriously, who finds this woman intelligent or even attractive? As usual, I tried to find a half decent photograph of Ms Coulter but I don't think one exists. This woman is as ugly as her small minded opinions and there's no fugs allowed on here.

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The 100 unsexiest men 2007, plus Ann Coulter

The Phoenix lists this year's 100 unsexiest men. Looking down the list, (which I'll leave you to do at your leisure) I have to agree with pretty much all of their choices. Nice that they include Ann Coulter too. That bitch gets everywhere!

They also helpfully add a list of the men that didn't make the list:

"George Allen; Travis Barker; Chris Berman; Jack Black; John Bolton; Barry Bonds; Danny Bonaduce; Mr. Boston from VH1’s I Love NY; Christopher “Big Black” Boykin; Bobby Brown; Bill Bradley; Kobe Bryant; Bubba the Love Sponge; Steve Buscemi; George W Bush; Gary Busey; Jose Canseco; Carrot Top; Michael Crichton; Les Claypool; Gary Coleman; Mad Money’s Jim Cramer; Billy Crystal; Billy Ray Cyrus; Glenn Danzig; Brandon Davis; Tom Delay; Danny Devito; Andy Dick; Dame Edna; Lou Dobbs; Fabio; Roger Federer; Will Ferrell; the Hold Steady’s Craig Finn; Barney Frank; Michael Gelman; Virgil Goode; David Hasslehoff; Pee-wee Herman; Tommy Hilfiger; Michael Jackson; Ron Jeremy; Billy Joel; Richard Johnson; Chris Kattan; Toby Keith; Kid Rock; Don King; Bill Kristol; Janie Lane; fat Jared Leto; Lil’ Jon; Jon Lovitz; Joel Madden; John Madden; Marilyn Manson; John McCain; Isaac Mizrahi; Rupert Murdoch; Ron “Perlman,” the “Beast”-ly actor; Ron “Perelman,” the beastly billionaire and divorcer of Ellen Barkin; Regis Philbin; Scottie Pippen; the poisoned Russian spy/poisoned Ukrainian Prime Minister; Ron Popeil; Prince Charles; Axl Rose; Rock Star: Supernova’s Lukas Rossi; Donald Rumsfeld; Rick Salomon; Ryan Seacrest; Bob Seger; Gene Shalit; Al Sharpton; Richard Simmons; Shepard Smith; David Spade; Jerry Springer; Sylvester Stallone; Howard Stern; George Takei; Tom from MySpace; John Travolta; Keith Urban; Vanilla Ice; Don Vito; Paul Wall; Deryck Whibley; Shaun White; Forrest Whitaker; the New Republic’s Leon Wieseltier; Rainn Wilson; Weird Al Yankovic."

Better luck next year, guys.

Don Imus is still a-rantin' and a-ravin'

I was just doing a random search and came across this hilarious posting about Don Imus from americablog. It lists that three weeks ago, in one single show during a four minute period, Don Imus and his producer hit on the following topics:

- Beating up faggots.
- Knocking over Jewish tombstones.
- Setting homeless bums on fire.
- Anderson Cooper taking it in the poop chute.
- Obama as a colored man.
- Homos.
- Wishing that some "sissy" on American Idol be the victim of a vicious hate crime.
- Shaving Rosie O'Donnell's bush, you'd need a weed wacker.

Maybe Don should get Ann Coulter on the show. Sounds like they'd get on like a house on fire!

Again, apologies for the lack of photographs. I don't want no fuglies on here.

The New York Times most popular: Sex, Foreigners and Don "Nappy Headed Hos" Imus

The New York Times most popular searches for this week:

1. sex
2. pet food recall
3. imus
4. immigration
5. china
6. global warming
7. iraq
8. india
9. iran
10. recipes

Comforting to see that the New York Times readers are still obsessed with sex and foreigners, but what the heck is an Imus? A rudimentary search on Google explained all about the recent story where the radio hots Don Imus called the Rutgers women's basketball team "nappy-headed hos" on his "Imus In The Morning" show.

Here is an brief transcript:

DON IMUS: So, I watched the basketball game last night between -- a little bit of Rutgers and Tennessee, the women's final.
SID ROSENBERG: Yeah, Tennessee won last night -- seventh championship for [Tennessee coach] Pat Summitt, I-Man. They beat Rutgers by 13 points.
IMUS: That's some rough girls from Rutgers. Man, they got tattoos and --
BERNARD McGUIRK: Some hard-core hos.
IMUS: That's some nappy-headed hos there. I'm gonna tell you that now, man, that's some -- woo.

Imus later Imus issued a statement on Friday to apologize for his remarks: "I want to take a moment to apologize for an insensitive and ill-conceived remark we made the other morning regading the Rutger's women's basketball team, which lost to Tennessee in the NCAA championship game on Tuesday," the statement read. "It was completely inappropriate and we can understand why people were offended. Our characterization was thoughtless and stupid, and we are sorry."

Don't you just love it when commentators makes inappropriate or offensive remarks, then just think that an apology will make up for it? If you don't think it, then don't say it, foo!

By the way, I tried to get a photograph of Don Imus for illustration but I simply couldn't find a good one. It's like Ann Coulter all over again and, as you know, I don't want no fuglies on here.

American Idol 6 infiltrated by Christians

There was an interesting article in The Christian Post (don't ask..) about three of the American Idol finalists this year.

"Several Christians made the big cut to make it as the final 12 competitors in this year’s American Idol: Jordin Sparks, Melinda Doolittle, and Chris Sligh have all sang their way into America’s homes - and each of them share a link to the Gospel Music Association (GMA) to some degree. The trio stands as an achievement for Christians as they help break stereotypes in mainstream media, which has often looked down upon the Christian genre as lower in quality. Moreover, in addition to proving that people of faith can sing, these contestants are also becoming witnesses for Christ.

“I want them (non-believers) to know that God loves them, Jesus died for them, and that God has a plan for their life,” explained Sparks in her online e-profile at the GMA website. “I want them to see and hear that being a Christian and singing about it isn’t weird!”

Each of the three artists has strong Christian accolades backing themselves. Sparks and Sligh both have roots back to the GMA Music in the Rockies - a showcase event for aspiring, often unsigned, songwriters and artists in the Christian music industry. Today’s renowned professional artists also attend to help these amateurs mature. Sligh took home first place in the Pop-Adult Contemporary/Inspirational Song category during the conference in 2003 for writing “Only You Remain.” Last week, Sligh resonated one of Christian music’s greatest hits by singing dcTalk’s “We Just Wanna Be Loved.”

Sparks became the Overall Spotlight Winner at the 2004 GMA Academy in Washington, D.C., and grabbed top prize in the Country/Southern Gospel category. As for Doolittle, she has performed as a backup singer in Nashville, home to most of today’s Christian chief artists."

Now, I'm would've guessed that a couple of the divas would have a gospel background, but Jordin Sparks does seem a bit full-on in her remarks on the GMA website. She's welcome to her beliefs, but she comes across as evangelical. I hope for her sake that she's not habouring any homophobic beliefs. Remember what happened to Mandisa last year on American Idol 5? A story broke about her anti-gay beliefs and she got canned that very week despite starting out as one of the stronger finalists.

The public and media can be brutal when faced with socially unacceptable beliefs. Ask Ann Coulter!

Ann Coulter refuses to apologise, says that the word "faggot" isn't offensive to gays!!

Fox News carries a story about Borat in a skirt, Ann Coulter. Besieged in the press and by three Republican presidential candidates, Coulter defended herself by saying she was mocking political correctness in America, not homosexuality. Ann Coulter has the impudence to say that "'faggot' isn't offensive to gays; "It has nothing to do with gays." Coulter said on FOX News' Hannity and Colmes, "it's a schoolyard taunt meaning 'wuss,' and unless you're telling me that John Edwards is gay, it was not applied to a gay person."

Some people applaud Ann Coulter for speaking out against Political Correctness, but I disagree. I don't think she’s done anything laudable. I think she is a coward. Let her call John Edwards a faggot if that’s what she truly believes. But the remark is later excused as just being a harmless joke that everyone is over-reacting about. This is damage limitation, Ann Coulter style, only she’s such a klutz, she can’t even keep her mouth shut for long enough to limit any damage, she’s just doing more!

The whole context of the remark reminds me of a shyster lawyer making an inadmissable remark in court knowing full well that it’ll have to be retracted. Well the jury hears the it anyway and the remark still has the desired effect once it’s said out loud. So John Edwards will now forever be known as the guy that Ann Coulter called a faggot. What do you reckon of his chances now? One down, two to go. I wonder what she’s cooking up for Hillary and Obama!

By the way, I had the usual problem of finding an acceptable photograph of Ann Coulter. Who the heck said this woman was hot?

John Amaechi joins in the condemnation of Ann Coulter's homophobic remarks

John Amaechi, a spokesperson for the Human Rights Campaign Coming Out Project, made a statement on Ann Coulter's use of hateful “F” word at last week’s Conservative Political Action Committee event. Amaechi, the first former NBA player to come out as gay, is on tour for HRC, spreading the word about gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender equality.

You can read Amaechi's statement from March 3rd on his Blog, but here's a quote: "Coming out and living openly can be challenging - and that challenge only grows when people like Ann Coulter mockingly use it as a cheap joke. Words have power - and this word in particular has a ricochet effect, as it emboldens bullies in the school yard, in the work place, and on the streets, and tells them that this kind of hate speech is ok."

Well said, John. I think that the general condemnation from all political parties over the past few days has shown that this kind of language is simply unacceptable. Coulter’s Friday speech has thus far raised objections from Republican presidential hopefuls Sen. John McCain of Arizona, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney and former New York Mayor Rudolph Giuliani as well as Democrats.

Coulter is like one of those attention seeking people who posts controversial comments on forums which then get you reaching for the "ignore" button. She sometimes crops up (only via satellite, thankfully) discussing US issues on political programmes in the UK so I've heard her overly simplistic views before. I just can't figure out who actually likes and listens to this awful woman. I mean, even Dr Laura has more diplomacy!

Let's face it, Ann Coulter is a real life Borat. Only she's not funny.

Ann Coulter faces fallout after bringing homophobia to the Presidential trail, calls John Edwards a "faggot"!!

The hilariously offensive conservative columnist Ann Coulter is drawing fire from Republicans and Democrats alike after publicly using a derogatory gay slur in reference to Democratic presidential hopeful John Edwards. Taking inspiration from homophobic actor Isaiah Washington, she called Edwards a "faggot". Coulter made the comments on Friday during a speech at the influential American Conservative Union’s Political Action Conference.

“Ann Coulter not only once again went out of her way to use a nasty epithet, she pushed her offensiveness up a notch,” Amy Ridenour, president of the National Center for Public Policy Research, said on Sunday. Coulter had the impudence to say thats the comment was a joke and on her Web site she carried the speech with the comment, “I’m so ashamed, I can’t stop laughing.” She then said Edwards’ campaign chairman’s main job was “fronting for Arab terrorists.”

Normally, I try to helpfully provide a link to relevant websites in my postings, but Coulter's official website has been slow to load, plus it's very badly designed so you may want to skip it and content yourself with reading an archive of her articles here if you really want to punish yourself.

Meanwhile, John Edwards finally responded on Sunday to the remark by Coulter and said he condemned the slur, but was tight-lipped about his opinion of her.

"I think its important that we not reward hateful, selfish, childish behavior with attention," Edwards told reporters in Berkeley, Calif. "I also believe that is important for all of us to speak out against language of this kind; it is the place where hatred gets its foothold, and we can't stand silently by and allow this kind of language to be used." His website has a headline declaring "Shame on you, Ann Coulter!" with a clip of the offensive comment.

Even The American Conversative Union has criticised Coulter, releasing the following statement yesterday: “Ann Coulter is known for comments that can be both provocative and outrageous. That was certainly the case in her 2007 CPAC appearance and previous ones as well. But as a point of clarification, let me make it clear that ACU and CPAC do not condone or endorse the use of hate speech,” said David A. Keene, ACU Chairman.

Well, if that's the case, then why on earth did they ask Ann Coulter to come and speak in the first place? With Coulter, you know exactly what you're getting: a third rate, politically frustrated, mean spirited misogynist. In leather. I wonder about her, maybe her Mom and Dad didn't hug her enough when she was a kid. Whatever the reason, we all know what she's like and her bigotry is no surprise. Let's wait and see what colourful slurs she uses against Obama!

By the way, I had to search high and low for a half decent photograph of Coulter... I don't want any skanks on here.