American Idol cuts 4 more no-hopers, we bid a fond farewell to Sundance and Antonella Barba

Our favourite heterosexual, studly Ryan Seacrest, took to the stage, dramatically asked for the lighting to be dimmed and proceeded to make his weekly cull of the vulnerable American Idol kids. First to go was Jared Cotter. He picked a bad song but I reckon voters still hadn’t forgiven him for last week’s sexy face during his song..


The other guy to leave was Sundance Head. Now, some bloggers are up in arms about this, but face it, Sundance hasn’t sung in tune since his first audition. Week after week he just murders his songs and his pitch is all over the place. Oh, did Randy remember to describe him as pitchy this week? Sanjaya can sing in tune, even if his effeminate mincing on stage and come-hither love making to the camera makes me feel uncomfortable. I bet Michael Jackson enjoys his pubescent persona though!


As for the ladies, it was finally time to say goodbye to Antonella Barba. She’s probably become more famous than any other female contestant so far due to the internet publication of her dirty photos and she’s been at the top of many current internet search engines. The girl’s done good and has already received a job offer for $250k with Girls Gone Wild. Somehow, I don’t think this is the last we’ll see of Antonella, though hopefully it’ll be the last time we have to listen to her!


The next lady to leave was Sabrina Sloan. I’d liked Sabrina from the beginning and hoped she make it to the last weeks. Did you see Sabrina’s weirdly contorted face when she was made to stand with Haley to find out which one of them was leaving? When Ryan announced it was Haley who was staying, Sabrina turned to Haley with a look of disgust as if she was thinking “how can this no-talent prom-queen bitch still be in this competition?”


I was thinking the same thing!

American Idol last 16- the ladies (and Antonella Barba)

Let's get this out the way now: what on earth was Ryan Seacrest wearing? The black turtle neck, blazer and faded black jeans ensemble was so camp and made him look about 50. Doesn't he have a stylist on the show?

Well, first up was Jordin. She sang a Pat Benatar song and I thought it suited her even though she was a bit "pitchy" in places. Great not to have a Mariah/Whitney song yet again. By the way, I describe everything as pitchy these days, doesn't matter what it is, if it's not quite right, it's pitchy! Thanks Randy.

Sabrina was up next and she wasn't at her best this week. The song was a poor choice and she's definitely gone off the boil. Girl needs to choose better songs and work it! Speaking of working it, Antonella was up next. I liked her boots, shirt dress and bracelets, but the girl's pitch was all over the place. Nevertheless, I still want to see her in the competition. Imagine how good she'd be if she could actually sing, we'd love her even more!


Eek! It was Haley with the bad attitude next. She wore the biggest hoop earrings which dragged her lobes down and, like Sundance, simply murdered her song. At least her hair was spared the indignity of those fright curls last week. She hates any form of criticism and seems to have a high self-esteem issue. Simon thought it was "horrible" and said that he didn't even know Haley's name, she's so boring and forgettable. Jeez, I so hope she leaves this week, I don't know if I could keep watching if this stupid, negative girl stays in the competition.

What a relief as Stephanie was up next. I've liked Stephanie from the beginning, it's great the way she makes love to the camera, but I wish she'd really let rip and do some more uptempo songs and leave the slow soulful numbers for her album fillers. At least her hoop earrings didn't deform her lobes. LaKisha asked Ryan for a hug before her song and didn't Ryan look awkward when he hugged her? She must be the first woman he's touched in a looooong time. LaKisha had lovely hair this week, very sleek. Even Simon complimented LaKisha on her appearance and you know how picky he is, Antonella's more his style.


Anyway, Gina was next and sang a kinda rocky number. I didn't like it at all but then again, I've never understood her appeal. I prefer the soul divas. But I did like her fishnet glove, it was so 80's. Melinda was last and you just know she's never going to put a foot wrong and she gave a great performance. It's all about the ladies this year!

American Idol last 16- the guys

Firstly, the American Idol producers are obviously trying to drag some personality, kicking and screaming, out of these guys so we had to suffer lots of annoying pieces to camera this week before the singing. I adore Blake Lewis, I'd jump in the sack with him in a second, but what was with that "comedy" piece he did before he sang? It was almost enought to put me off him. But then he came on to sing and showed his tattoos and all was forgiven.


Then, all the guys were asked to do an english accent. It was painful.. painful!! These guys are singers, not actors. Um well, some of 'em aren't even singers.

Oh my, what has happened to Sanjaya's hair? He must've borrowed Ryan Seacrest's straightening tongs. Dunno why Sanjaya decided that he'd look even more feminine than usual. Maybe his sister is his stylist and she's getting revenge for not getting through to the finals. Again, the judges just seemed to be embarrassed that Sanjaya was even still in the competition. I don't mind Sanjaya, at least the kid can sing in tune! Unlike Sundance who I don't think has been able to sing in tune since his first audition. As usual, he absolutely murdered his song and looked as though he was about to explode at any second.


Ryan Seacrest seemed very interested in Chris Richardson's piece to camera where he talked about his teenage weightloss. Don't forget that Ryan also used to be a fat kid so I guess he and Chris can bond over that. Ryan seems very interested in Chris, don't you think?

Jared came on and was instantly forgettable. He even wore a Pringle jumper, that's so rock'n'roll. Anyone even remember what he sang? Next up was Brandon who was equally bland. Don't these guys want to win?

Phil was up next. I'll confess that I have a problem with him and this is it: I don't get why he shaves his head bald then wears hats all the time. It kinda freaks me out. He's a good enough singer, better than Sundance, Jared and Brandon anyway, but I really couldn't stand to watch him week after week. Simon didn't like the hat either. I wish he'd just show off his bald head or grow the hair back and ditch the hats. Hats don't give you a personality, Phil.

Chris is the last guy this week. I think he clearly has the best voice this year but the comic persona he has been cultivating on the show can grate. I wish he'd just stand there and sing and totally forget the humour. The guy did well this week though, very good performance.

Next up, the girls. Can't wait to see what treats Antonella has in store for us!

American Idol's Antonella Barba discovers her true purpose in life..

I can't stand mid-week, I'm unable to browse my favourite websites or blogs because I want to avoid reading any news about American Idol. Whereas lucky foks in the US can gorge on the Idol on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays, here in the UK we have to wait until Friday evening to see the shows and find out who has been canned. One story that did catch my eye however was a promising job offer from Girls Gone Wild boss, Joe Francis, for our favourite New Jersey chanteuse, Antonella "The Least Slutty Person I Know" Barba.

Here is an except from the press release: "Girls Gone Wild Offers Antonella Barba $250K to Host Video March 7th, New York , NY - Joe Francis and Girls Gone Wild (GGW) have made a public offer to controversial American Idol star, Antonella Barba, to become the newest member of the Girls Gone Wild family. In the deal, Barba is being offered $250,000 to be the newest celebrity host following in the footsteps of Snoop Dogg and former REAL World celebrities, Syrus, Tonya, Cameran and Ace."

I'd never heard of Girls Gone Wild so I looked them up on Wikipedia where the videos are described as a series by the production company Mantra Entertainment, usually involving a camera crew patrolling a party-heavy area frequented by young adults in search of attractive women who agree to "get a little crazy" with them, usually in exchange for a tank top. This involves exposure of breasts and/or buttocks, sometimes further removal of clothing, and sometimes the camera crew following a group of girls back to a hotel or other location and taping them engaging in additional activities of a sexual nature.


That's sounds right up Antonella Barba's alley, wouldn't you agree? At least Antonella will have a job offer once she gets canned, unlike the previously dumped contestants whom we'll thankfully never hear of again. Something tells me Antonella's gonna stick around for a while..

American Idol's Antonella Barba's nude photos prove to be a top search

Amazing what showing a bit of skin can do for your popularity. According to media reports, American Idol's favourite ho', New Jersey's own Antonella Barba is one of the top subjects searched for over the internet. However, searches for trampy Antonella are led by phrases that clearly imply the searcher has no idea who she is, they just want to see the dirty pictures people are talking about (“american idol nude,” “american idol topless,” “nude american idol,”) while people who actually know her name use predictable phrases to look for the photos (“antonella barba’s topless pics,” “antonella barba photos, “antonella barba pics,” “american idol naked,” “antonella barba pictures,” “antonella topless,” “nude american idol photos,” “antonella barba topless,” “topless american idol,” and “pictures of antonella barba”).

Well, you get the picture. I'm stunned that this stroppy and nervous girl is still on the show. She is clearly the worst singer on the show and didn't you just love that she chose to sing a Celine Dion song this week? Yeah, pick a difficult Celine Dion song, that's the right way to demonstrate your vocal limitations!

Anyway, there are rumours circulating that Antonella herself is behind the leaking of these photos and not her sneaky back-stabbing money grubbing friends. If true, this would be a remarkably cynical manipulation by her of the intense media interest in American Idol. I mean, I guess trying to do well in American Idol by showing what a scheming ho' you are is a tactic, but leaking old photos of her titties and sweaty vagina on the internet should not be getting Antonella Barba votes!

Ryan Seacrest parties at the Playboy Mansion

Well-known heterosexual, Ryan Seacrest, has been partying at Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion this week. What's wrong with that sentence? I can understand Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson hanging out at the bunny mansion, but Seacrest? Who the hell does he think he's kidding? He probably spent all his time finding out where the bunnies go for their manicure/pedicures and fake tans.

Anyway, while he was there, Ryan took time out to comment on trampy Antonella Barba's lewd photos that have surfaced recently. Ryan said that the photos are “just tacky, disgusting. You’ve got a girl who’s trying to make it on a show where she needs a vote, and someone’s trying to tear that away from her.” He also pointed out that he hasn't seen the photos yet himself. Of course he hasn't! He wouldn't go anywhere near naked pictures of girls, especially ones of Antonella's plump (and tired) vagina.

Antonella Barba is the least slutty person I know..

Yet more lewd photos have surfaced of American Idol New Jersey contestant, Antonella Barba. If the pictures of her on the toilet and topless at the beach weren't enough, now photos of her allegedy giving a blow job have been posted on the internet.

You remember her best friend Amanda Coluccio? You know, she's the one who auditioned with Antonella in New York, then in Hollywood week gleefully sabotaged the group audition round for the more talented Baylie Brown, and then had the impudence to say "God does good things for good people" after she and Antonella were put through to the next round with poor Baylie dropped.

Anyway, trampy Amanda said to The Star Ledger on Monday "The really bad ones aren't her. I've studied them. It's not her nose. She's never had (acrylic nail) tips (like the woman in the photo) in her life. She's the least slutty person I know."