Aussiebum's new "Bamboo" underwear

Since my blog has been recently dismissed as nothing but an underwear fetish site, I may as well live up to my reputation and have a look at the new range of "Bamboo" underwear from the guys at Aussiebum modelled by Andreas Lundin.

I do like these, but I have to say: enough with padding! It seems like every new style of undie or speedo from Aussiebum uses that Wonderjock pouch thingy. Ok, so when it was first used it offered a choice to men who may be in need to such assistance, but now every damn undie has your peen standing to attention and sometimes I want things to be able to relax and just hang, usually to the left.

Benjamin Godfre in wet Aussiebum undies

Benjamin Godfre gets wet in his Aussiebum white undies: "I can be romantic. I think that love comes in so many different ways...and I love being single and figuring out what it is that I truly want. I want to get to know myself before I commit to anyone special".

Aussiebum images

Aussiebum have ditched the male models briefly and instead posted some pictures of the guys (and girls) of the Queensland Surf Rowers League.

Aussiebum reminds us why we enjoy the Summer

As if it weren't enough to have to put up with our relentless wet and cold British Winter, those cheeky fellas at Aussiebum are teasing us with a reminder of their glorious Summer in Australia. I do like this new model they're using, he's fit as f*ck but so surly. He looks like such a badass.

Grumpy Aussiebum blond guy

Aussiebum have got some new photographs at their website and I just love this grumpy blond guy. Sure, he's got a hot body but what I like is his insolent expression. I'd sure like to jump up and down on his knee and call him Daddy, wouldn't you?

Aussiebum yellow speedo

Aussiebum make the sexiest swimwear and they match it by having the hottest guys model their range for them. This guy fills out his Aztec speedo quite well, don't you think? I can't quite work out how come he's so wet when he's just crawling around that city rooftop..

Swimming at the pool with my thoughts

Since I've had a chest infection lately, I've been ignoring the cardio equipment at the gym and just been swimming. I haven't been shirking though as I spend about an hour in the pool. I like the exercise, it's tones up your arms, legs and shoulders and perks up your ass and that's all I'm after, I'm not after a bulked up look. It's not hard work, but it does get boring so I find my head filling with thoughts to pass the time. Here are some random thoughts that I've had:

The pool has a large hot tub at one end and the mixed sauna at the other, so I check out the guys walking about and work out which of them are gay or straight. The gay ones are easy as they always wear speedos and usually the Aussiebum brand. Straight guys tend to have those baggy shorts which aren't fun at all. Then again, I can hardly talk as I wear these baggy shorts right down to my knee but hey, I don't want to look like some slutty gay boy who just goes to the gym to cruise!

The different body shapes of the guys interest me. Sometimes I feel like telling them what I think but I doubt they'd appreciate my comments. Some may seem fit but they have these muffin tops. It's really odd, they obviously work out a lot and have pumped arms and shoulders, but they clearly forget to exercise their muffin tops. That's why I like swimming, it gets you all over. Some guys who just do weights end up with overworked and inflated arms and chests but have flat bums and skinny legs or spotty backs from taking steroids.

And there are the guys who wear their underwear around the pool. There's one guy who wears his tiny whities which, of course, are transparent once he gets them wet. He's a squat, muscled guy with plucked eyebrows and long hair which he shaves at the side. Then there's the hot young guy who's tall and tanned but always wears his dark hipster Calvin Klein underwear and walks as if he's on hot coals. He spends all his time just walking around. He walks to the showers, walks to the sauna, walks to the hot tub, then back to the showers. Hot looking guy, but kinda freaky.

Aussiebum undies now in Navy and Orange

Aussiebum has expanded its range of colours for the classic undie. Now it's available in classic Navy . "Classic cut, Classic colour, this is a great must have for everyone's top draw. Feel bold and strong in this masculine, form fit cut that will have everyone gasping for air."

Or how about a playful, sexy Orange undie? "Bringing you yet another vibrant colour to get noticed in. Step out in the Classic Comfy Aussie cut and be sizzling hot all year round. You will not want to peel this orange off your body."

Decisions.. decisions. Damn, how's a stylish gay guy gonna choose? I know, I'll just have to get both. My ass has been neglected lately and could do with some Aussie pampering!

Aussiebum black Champion square cut speedo

Aussiebum's new black Champion square cut speedo is just the thing for relaxing at the beach this summer. I have a similar style from Aussiebum in plain black without any logo and I wore it for my holidays in Greece last year. They do tend to ride down at the back and show the top of your ass crack, but there's nothing wrong with that now, is there?

Aussiebum's new Champion speedo in navy

Aussiebum's new model is so hot, he fills out his Champion speedo in all the right places.

Aussiebum white Union Cougars square cut speedo

You know, you have to be careful when wearing a white speedo. I've got a white speedo from Aussiebum that is completely see through when wet and I can't wear it at the pool at the gym. In fact, I don't know just where I'd ever be able to wear it. This sexy square cut white Union Cougars speedo from Aussiebum looks much more practical. Still sexy as hell though.

"Your mind will be clear and you will step out in force feeling every part a leader, courageous, powerful, swift and balanced in this punchy design."

Aussiebum's new Union Lions square cut red speedo

These Aussiebum red square cut Union Lions speedo looks hot. I can see myself in these this summer.

"Fancy being the King of the Jungle, the Ocean, the Poolside, the Street, the House, the Party - wherever you will be you will be noticed."

Aussiebum's new Magpie square cut speedo

Aussiebum's latest hot model's looking good in these new Aussiebum speedos. I'm sold.

Swoop the land and mark your territory in these square cut striking originals. Cut to give you that edge and design that is unique and above all other.

Aussiebum Champion white square cut speedo

Feel like a champion in these winners, no matter what your game is. All you have to do is choose a colour, select a logo, or have it just simple and sleek and leave the rest up to us. We will use the best quality, slinky Italian fabric you can find and it will be at your door in no time.

Aussiebum's new Champion speedo in black

I'm liking Aussiebum's new model, here seen wearing the new Champion black speedo. He sure fills out his speedo nicely, doesn't he?

Aussiebum Champion White square cut speedo

Aussiebum have launched some more new swimwear. I love this square cut style of speedo. This is the white speedo with silver/navy logo from the Champion range and the Aussiebum blurb goes:

Feel like a champion in these winners, no matter what your game is. All you have to do is choose a colour, select a logo, or have it just simple and sleek and leave the rest up to us. We will use the best quality, slinky Italian fabric you can find and it will be at your door in no time.

I love this cut but previously they've had the year as the logo which unfortunately dated your speedo. These ones will last for longer as no one will know you've got a two year old speedo on your ass.

Aussiebum's raunchy snakeskin briefs and hipsters - fake snakeskin, of course

Continuing with their animal theme, those oh so cheeky aussies boys from Aussiebum have launched their new range of underwear with a snakeskin print in briefs and hipsters:

As rare as snakeskin is, you will feel every part the individual wearing this replica against your own skin. Made to be worn like a glove and feel as soft as silk, you will slip into these with ease.

These are probably my favourites of this new range, modelled here by Andreas Lundin.

Aussiebum giraffe print briefs and hipsters

More from Aussiebum's new range of underwear with a retro animal theme, this time in a rather fetching giraffe print in briefs and hipsters:

Crowds will be sticking their necks out to check out this wild print inspired from the lands of Africa. Made from the finest fabric in Italy, combined with the African vibe, you will be a head above the rest in these.

Aussiebum's new tiger print underwear range

Those naughty aussies boys at Aussiebum have launched a new range of underwear with a retro animal theme, available in tiger print in briefs and hipsters:

Feel the force behind you and step out with a vengeance. You will not be ignored wearing this striking design. You can prowl or pounce like a tiger, no matter what your desire you will make it there in style.

Hmm, I dunno. Do these bring out the animal in you?

Aussiebum Ice Blue Wonderjock Speedo

The new Aussiebum Wonderjock Ice Blue Speedo modelled by Andreas Lundin looks more suitable for wearing at the beach than the white one. It may go a bit see-through, but I reckon I'd get away with these.