Garrett Neff in OUT magazine

Garrett Neff manages to make even animals skulls look sexy in this photoshoot by Greg Lotus for OUT magazine.






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Uncommonly Garrett Neff for Calvin Klein

Here's my namesake Garrett Neff wearing Calvin Klein in a piece called Uncommonly Garrett for "Commons & Sense".

I rather like that title: Uncommonly Garrett. Thinking about it, that could've been a good name for this blog. My, how I deliberated over the name. Never mind, too late now!





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White Parade by Thomas Engel Hart

I love the look and fit of these body-conscious clothes in this fashion shoot from Crash magazine. Styled by Thomas Engel Hart and photographed by Marcus Mâm, this spread features the clothes of Helmut Lang, Calvin Klein, Miu Miu, Paul Smith, Dior and Dries van Noten.

Swimming at the pool with my thoughts

Since I've had a chest infection lately, I've been ignoring the cardio equipment at the gym and just been swimming. I haven't been shirking though as I spend about an hour in the pool. I like the exercise, it's tones up your arms, legs and shoulders and perks up your ass and that's all I'm after, I'm not after a bulked up look. It's not hard work, but it does get boring so I find my head filling with thoughts to pass the time. Here are some random thoughts that I've had:

The pool has a large hot tub at one end and the mixed sauna at the other, so I check out the guys walking about and work out which of them are gay or straight. The gay ones are easy as they always wear speedos and usually the Aussiebum brand. Straight guys tend to have those baggy shorts which aren't fun at all. Then again, I can hardly talk as I wear these baggy shorts right down to my knee but hey, I don't want to look like some slutty gay boy who just goes to the gym to cruise!

The different body shapes of the guys interest me. Sometimes I feel like telling them what I think but I doubt they'd appreciate my comments. Some may seem fit but they have these muffin tops. It's really odd, they obviously work out a lot and have pumped arms and shoulders, but they clearly forget to exercise their muffin tops. That's why I like swimming, it gets you all over. Some guys who just do weights end up with overworked and inflated arms and chests but have flat bums and skinny legs or spotty backs from taking steroids.

And there are the guys who wear their underwear around the pool. There's one guy who wears his tiny whities which, of course, are transparent once he gets them wet. He's a squat, muscled guy with plucked eyebrows and long hair which he shaves at the side. Then there's the hot young guy who's tall and tanned but always wears his dark hipster Calvin Klein underwear and walks as if he's on hot coals. He spends all his time just walking around. He walks to the showers, walks to the sauna, walks to the hot tub, then back to the showers. Hot looking guy, but kinda freaky.

Garrett Neff models for Calvin Klein's Man

I love this retro style photograph by Fabien Baron for Calvin Klein's new cologne for men called simply Man. It takes us back to the monochrome iconic imagery that Calvin Klein's marketing campaigns used back in the eighties. The model is Garrett Neff. Nice name!

Baron says: “With Calvin Klein Man we wanted to create a modern version of the original Calvin Klein point of view, where men were strong, masculine and powerful—the essence of Calvin Klein.” Not to mention lots of homoerotic images for young girls and sexually confused boys to self-abuse with.

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Kevin Zegers advertise new Calvin Klein fragrance ckIN2U

The advert for Calvin Klein's new perfume, ckIN2U has just been on TV. The actor Kevin Zegers features in the ad, running up a staircase and chasing after some girl he's got the vapours for.

According to Calvin Klein perfumes, ckIN2U for Him has: lime gin fizz, pomelo leaves, frosted tangelo, cocoa, pimento, shiso leaves, cool musks, white cedar and ultra-vetiver. For the lady in your life ckIN2U for her is made from: pink grapefruit fizz, Sicilian bergamot, red currant leaves, sugar orchid, white cactus, neon amber, vanilla and red cedar.


The website helpfully allows you to request a sample so I'll give my impressions of the men's fragrance once I receive mine.

Jake Gyllenhaal gives me new shower nozzle masturbatory material, I want to lick his eyebrows..

The New York Post carries a humorous vignette about Jake Gyllenhaal's recent Bloomingdale's shopping excursion, where he applied his manfully obsessive attention to the task of shopping for foundation garments: apparently, a shopper in Bloomingdale's underwear department recently watched the "Brokeback Mountain" star with a salesman "combing through every style . . . A good 10 minutes later, Jake was still at it . . . holding up a pair of tight white briefs that he'd pulled out of the package to examine, as if he'd never seen tighty whities before in his entire life. It was hilarious. He looked very confused and had a furrowed brow . . . He was examining undies like an anthropologist in the city's most highly trafficked department store."

Jake eventually settled on the Calvin Klein Mens' Pro Mesh Trunk. Now, I’ve got the Pro Mesh Trunk and although it looks great, it’s just not the most comfortable garment I’ve ever worn. For starters, it’s not cotton, it’s polyamide, which for usage down there, isn’t the best idea. And it’s also kinda tight, it simply clings to everything. Or maybe that’s the look Jake was going for…?

Now, although we now know what Jake bought, we don’t know who he bought the undies for. Was it for Austin or fugly grocery bag guy? We want to know! Maybe that’s why he spent so much time examing the undies, he was imaging the intended owner wearing them and wondering about the fit. Oh, to be a salesperson at Bloomingdale’s underwear department…



Don't you think it's probable that Jake was staring at them because he was trying to guess his boyfriend's size and taste? The real question is whether he was buying them for Austin or the long island grocery bag guy (he's fugly, Jake, go back to Austin!).