Jeremy Edwards is Cosmo's Hunk of the Month for August

My, our Jeremy's buffed up well! He had been looking a bit husky recently but he's clearly been hitting the gym and gotten himself back in shape again. My friend Marc used to live with him in London - just flatmates, Jeremy's not gay - and he seems like a nice lad.

I remember one time Marc invited our friend Emma to stay for the weekend when Jeremy was away and she was thrilled because she slept in Jeremy's bed and made sure she left her "scent" all over his sheets. I wouldn't like a guy doing that to my sheets, but apparently straight guys get turned on by all that weird stuff. Hetties are so strange!

Nekkid Mitch Hewer

It's so hot! I don't know about you, but I'm not in the mood for wearing clothes today. I just want to strip it all off and flounce around in the altogether. Bliss! Anyway, so here's the theme for today - male nudity. I'm sure you'll all approve.

To kick thngs off, here's a better picture of our lovely Mitch Hewer from Cosmo without all that writing stuck all over it.

Mitch Hewer's naked centrefold for Cosmo

Since so many of you came looking for Mitch Hewer's nude centrefold for Cosmo, I thought I'd oblige you with posting the desired photograph. Don't say I never do anything for you.

Just click on the photograph to make it even larger and yummier! And don't forget to wipe down your keyboard afterwards, those things are riddled with germs you know.

Willow on flesh! Cosmo's Hunks of the Month for May

We've got a triple helping of sporting nude totty for Cosmo's Hunk of the Month for May in the form of English cricket players James Anderson, Stuart Broad and Alastair Cook. Ok, so it's not exactly as interesting as looking at Les Dieux du Stade, but at least it's a start. How long before our boys give us our own homoerotic nude calendar?

Chris Fountain Cosmo hunk of the month for March

The adorable and naked Chris Fountain is Cosmo's hunk of the month for March. When asked about which body part he gets the most compliments on, Chris replies:

"My lips - people say they're particularly red. And I've had girlfriends who like my shoulders, which I find a bit weird."

That's not weird at all, good strong shoulders on a man are very important! I find weak shoulders a real turn-off. In fact, that's one of the things that I first noticed about little Tommy Cruise in Rain Man. There was this scene where he was shirtless and he was filmed from behind and all I could see were these repulsive, horrible sloping shoulders. I mean, I know there's not much to like about him in the first place, but still.

No wonder he's got such a chip on his shoulder, so to speak.

Cosmo hunk of the month - Marcus Patrick!

Marcus Patrick is Cosmo's hunk of the month. No, not the Marcus Patrick that posed for Playgirl and gets his knob out each week at Mickey's gay bar in West Hollywood for erm "tips". No, this is the English actor Marcus Patrick who used to be in Hollyoaks and is about to be seen in Echo Beach. It's confusing as he used to be Marcus Patric, but now he seems to be using Patrick. Anyway, hasn't he buffed up nicely? Check out those arms and shoulders and that simply adorable treasure trail!

Cosmo Hunk of the Month - Brian Friedman!

This month's Cosmo Hunk of the Month is X Factor's "Artistic Director" Brian Friedman! You know, a lot of my friends bitch about Brian and don't find him attractive. Whatever. I like him and I'd sure as hell bang him. Well, now he's got the shaved head and all, he wasn't so attractive a few years back when he had that skanky wet perm. Not a good look.

And isn't it nice to have a gay guy as the Hunk of the Month for a change? I'm not sure about the Diva pose though. As ever, click on the image to see a larger version - if you think you can handle it!

Cosmo's naked hunk of the month - Nick Abendanon

Cosmo's naked hunk of the month for November is Bath Rugby player, blond fullback Nick Abendanon. Nick is twenty, single and has a hot body which makes a lovely change from the usual doughy rugbymen we have in England, but then again, he's originally from South Africa, so that would explain his hotness then.

Nick "is an outstanding prospect. Aside from his nose for the tryline, he is quick, well-balanced, a strong tackler and safe under the high ball, and therefore has established himself as the first-choice full-back."