Who's afraid of Henry Kissinger?

I was looking at my blog stats earlier and browsed through which keywords readers had used in Google to end up at my blog and here's the most recent list:

abercombie and fitch modeling
henry kissinger naked cosmopolitan
age apt
cole mohr hair
david gandy essex posse
heat torso of the week rick whittle
david gandy interview august 2007
ricky whittle naked
anderson cooper shower
wade neff shirtless
naked anthony ogogo
rafael nadal shirtless
dale bb shirtless
mitch hewer
age appropriate
sam taylor
ricky whittle torso of the week picture

Now, most of those make sense and I'm not the least bit surprised by most of those Google searches, but who is the sick fucker searching for naked photographs of Henry Kissinger? WTF is that all about and, more's the point, why the heck the Google send them in my direction?

I did my own Google search just now using "henry kissinger naked cosmopolitan" as my keywords and, sure enough, I'm the top result back! Anyway, I couldn't find the desired naked photographs of ol' Henry, but I did find one of Kissinger staring at Dolly Parton's tits. Such a gentleman.

The top fifty gayest songs EVER!

Australian website samesame.com.au asked their readers to vote for what songs out of the vast catalogue of musical history you think deserve to be called camp classics to help them celebrate the 30th Anniversary of Sydney’s Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras and this is their top fifty (in reverse order):

50. Elton John and George Michael “Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me”
49. Dead or Alive “You Spin Me (Like A Record)”
48. Pet Shop Boys “New York City Boy”
47. Diana Ross “Chain Reaction”
46. Deborah Harry “I Want That Man”
45. Cher “Strong Enough”
44. RuPaul “Supermodel (You Better Work)”
43. KD Lang “Constant Craving”
42. Culture Club “Do You Really Want To Hurt Me”
41. Chaka Kham “I’m Every Woman”
40. Wham “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go”
39. Paul Lekakis “Boom Boom (Let’s Go Back To My Room)
38. Kym Mazelle “Young Hearts Run Free”
37. George Michael “Outside”
36. Donna Summer “I Feel Love”
35. Dannii Minogue “This Is It”
34. Belinda Carlisle “Summer Rain”
33. Peter Allen “I Go To Rio”
32. Sylvester “You Make Me Feel Mighty Real”
31. Heather Small “Proud”
30. CeCe Peniston “Finally”
29. Madonna “Express Yourself”
28. Cyndi Lauper “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”
27. Charlene “I’ve Never Been To Me”
26. Tim Curry “Sweet Transvestite”
25. Barry Manilow “Copacabana”
24. Barbara Streisand and Donna Summer “No More Tears”
23. Whitney Houston “I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)”
22. Sister Sledge “We Are Family”
21. Queen “I Want To Break Free”
20. Dolly Parton “9 to 5”
19. Coming Out Crew “Free, Gay and Happy”
18. Village People “In the Navy”
17. Frankie Goes To Hollywood “Relax”
16. Village People “Macho Man”
15. Judy Garland “Over The Rainbow”
14. Bronski Beat “Smalltown Boy”
13. Diana Ross “I’m Coming Out”
12. Cher “Believe”
11. Gloria Gaynor “I Am What I Am”
10. Alicia Bridges "I Love The Nightlife"
9. Madonna "Vogue"
8. Olivia Netwon-John "Xanadu"
7. Kylie Minogue "Better The Devil You Know"
6. Pet Shop Boys "Go West"
5. Kylie Minogue "Your Disco Needs You"
4. The Weathergirls "It's Raining Men"
3. Gloria Gaynor "I Will Survive"
2. Village People "YMCA"
1. ABBA "Dancing Queen"

Looking down that list, that sounds like a typical Saturday night in the Kitsch Bitch Lounge at Poptastic here in Manchester. In fact, although I haven't counted, I reckon I bought most of those older songs on 7" vinyl during my innocent childhood years. And my family said they didn't have a clue!

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The genius of Dolly Parton

Dolly Parton ranked number ninety four in a recent poll of living geniuses from Creators Synectics, a global consultants firm. The Telegraph reports that the company emailed 4,000 Britons this summer and asked them to nominate up to 10 living people who they considered geniuses.

Dolly hasn't acknowledged her genius status though: "A cartoon character is how I see myself and it's worked for me for 40 years. I would rather be a cartoon than a genius!"

Me, I think Dolly absolutely is a genius. I love the look, the voice, the music, the self-deprecating humour. I've loved everything about her ever since I was a kid and my Dad and I would enjoy watching her performing on the telly, though he did feel the need to point out to me from time to time: "Um, you do know that she is a very fine singer. Very fine!" I guess he must've assumed that his young son was only checking out her titties. Little did he know!

Anyway, I'm feeling the Dolly love, so here are some examples of her wit and humour:

"People know I have no taste, no style and no class. If I have any class it's all low... Even after I got enough money where I could afford to dress properly, what kind of fun would that be? Hell, they know I look like a whore. No matter how much I spend or how I dress, I'm still going to look cheap.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

It took my hair stylist three hours to get my hair ready for this performance. Thank God I didn't have to be there!

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

I modelled my looks on the town tramp."

And finally, when asked if her titties were real, Dolly replied: "Yep they are mine! Bought and paid for!"

What's not to love about this amazing woman?