AfterElton's Hot 100 - Jake comes out on top!

AfterElton has tallied the scores and published this year's Hot 'Mo Hundred. It makes for interesting reading. For starters, I haven't heard of a whole bunch of 'em. It seems that our shower nozzle masturbatory material comes from a variety of sources!

"The list also shows that we like men who are not afraid to be associated with gay people and stories — of the 83 actors on the list, a whopping 49 (59%) have played gay. Fifteen of the men are openly gay or bisexual and they're noted with an asterisk (*) next to their name. (As readers will no doubt note, the list also includes men who are thought by many to be gay, but who are not publicly out.)

And although we may have tried to encourage unbridled shallowness in the nomination process, the list is full of men who are notable for more than their obvious physical assets. These men are entrepreneurs, activists, trend-setters, humanitarians and beyond, and most are just as pretty on the inside as they are on the outside."

Here's the full list:

1. Jake Gyllenhaal (was there ever any doubt..?)
2. Chris Evans
3. Daniel Craig
4. Gale Harold
5. Taye Diggs
6. Ryan Reynolds
7. Hugh Jackman
8. T R Knight
9. Ryan Phillipe
10. John Barrowman
11. Christian Bale
12. Brad Pitt
13. Christopher Meloni
14. Robert Gant
15. Patrick Wilson
16. Mario Lopez
17. Gael Garcia Bernal
18. Ian Somerhalder
19. Justin Timberlake
20. Heath Ledger
21. Paul Rudd
22. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
23. Channing Tatum
24. Ryan Gosling
25. Jamie Bamber
26. Wentworth Miller (Wentworth!!)
27. Tom Welling
28. Shemar Moore
29. Eddie Cibrian
30. David Boreanaz
31. Chad Allen
32. Anderson Cooper
33. Josh Duhamel
34. Randy Harrison
35. Jensen Ackles
36. Cheyenne Jackson
37. Jared Padalecki
38. Matthew McConaughey
39. David Beckham
40. Jason Statham
41. Milo Ventimiglia
42. Eric Mabius
43. Jensen Atwood
44. Eric Bana
45. Paul Walker
46. Matthew Fox
47. Josh Holloway
48. Tyson Beckford
49. Zachary Quinto
50. Orlando Bloom
51. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
52. Neil Patrick Harris
53. Ben McKenzie
54. Gerard Butler
55. Clive Owen
56. Eric Dane
57. Jeremy Piven (what the..?)
58. Andy Roddick
59. Jason Behr
60. J.P. Calderon
61. Johnny Depp
62. Keanu Reeves
63. Matthew Rhys
64. Christopher Gorham
65. LL Cool J (nice call!)
66. Adam Levine
67. Sendhil Ramamurthy
68. Daniel Dae Kim
69. Thomas Roberts
70. Kevin Zegers
71. Cristiano Ronaldo
72. Wilson Cruz
73. Alexandre Despatie
74. Timothy Olyphant
75. Jake Shears
76. Matt Damon
77. Jay Hernandez
78. John Krasinski
79. Ewan McGregor
80. Enrique Iglesias (ooh, yes!)
81. B.D. Wong
82. Adrian Pasdar
83. Peter Sarsgaard
84. John Amaechi
85. Jesse Bradford
86. Peter Paige
87. Jesse L. Martin
88. Brady Quinn
89. Billy Campbell
90. Jeremy Bloom
91. Ben Browder
92. George Clooney
93. Tom Ford
94. Cillian Murphy
95. Sufjan Stevens
96. Darryl Stephens
97. James Purefoy
98. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (oh, as if!)
99. Seth Green
100. Zach Braff

Vote in AfterElton's Hot 100 for your top hot male totty

AfterElton invites you to vote in their Hot 100.

"After our sister site AfterEllen.com presented their Hot 100 list, a number of AfterElton.com readers wrote in to ask when AfterElton was going to do the same. It seems gay boys are tired of watching straight men get to objectify women in the pages of Maxim and Sports Illustrated without getting to take a crack at doing it to men as well. Turnabout is fair play, after all.

I'm happy to say that our time has come and we're giving our readers a chance to be entirely superficial and vote for the guys who most turn their crank. The timing seems perfect with People Magazine having just published their Hottest Bachelors issue (no gay boys as far I could tell).

Given how much of an influence gay men have had on the aesthetics of what makes a straight man hot -- sculpted abs, the smooth look, well-dressed -- it's about time we had a list entirely of our own making."

Here's my list, in alphabetical order:

Jensen Ackles
Josh Duhamel
Chris Evans
Jake Gyllenhaal
Enrique Iglesias
Mario Lopez
Ricky Martin
Wentworth Miller
Channing Tatum
Kevin Zegers

Voting is open until July 3rd. Submit all votes to editor@afterelton.com or register on the AfterElton site. Get voting!

Enrique Iglesias in the UK!

Enrique Iglesias is in the UK! Enrique got up early and came onto breakfast TV this morning to plug his new single and album. Actually, he explained that he hadn't been to sleep at all. Enrique said that he'd stayed awake all night, messing around on the internet. Ah, so that's what Enrique gets up to all night.

After the presenters listed his talents and achievements, Enrique took offence at the mention that he had previously been a model. The female presenter said that he should be. Enrique was way too modest and said that he’s not good at photoshoots. I’d disagree with that, wouldn't you?

Enrique Iglesias

Enrique Iglesias' new song is on heavy rotation on my MTV and I have to admit that it's growing on me now. Then again, I always was partial to a bit of Enrique.

Enrique Iglesias Insomniac album art and PR gumpf

Typical PR gumpf announcing Enrique's new album: "Enrique Iglesias is gearing up for the June 12 release of "Insomniac," his first album in three years. Iglesias wrote all the songs on the bilingual album, which includes collaborations with Sean Garret, Max Martin, John Shanks among others.

The first single, "Do You Know? (The Ping Pong Song)" in English and "Dimelo" in Spanish will be released to radio next week and will be followed by a video to be filmed in Los Angeles. As the name implies, the song starts out with the rhythm of a ping pong ball hitting a table. The album also includes the song "Push" featuring rapper Lil' Wayne's first time collaborating on a pop track."

Well, whoop-pee-do! Isn't it funny how a PA can make everything sound so dull and corporate? Although the album is described as bilingual, it actually contains twelve songs in English and only three in Spanish. As you know, I prefer Enrique in Spanish. He's so much better when you haven't a clue what he's singing about.

Enrique Iglesias Do You Know (The Ping Pong Song)

Last night on MTV I saw the video clip for Enrique Iglesias' new song, Do You Know (The Ping Pong Song) from the new album, Insomniac. Yes, I'm not kidding, that is the real title. I have to say, it's not a great. I prefer Enrique when he's singing a ballad, preferably in Spanish. Who cares though when Enrique looks this good?

One question though: what the heck happened to Enrique's nipples? Look at the photos, they're so tiny! At first I thought he'd had them removed at the same time as he had his mole removed. Just a thought. Maybe. Oh, I'd love me some Enrique. I'd happily bounce up and down on his knees all day and call him Daddy.