AfterElton.com's Hot 100 - Jake Gyllenhaal still your number one!

I hope you voted for your favourite hot guys in the 2nd Annual AfterElton.com Hot 100 list. If not, you're too late as here's the final tally:

1. Jake Gyllenhaal- woof!
2. John Barrowman*
3. Luke MacFarlane*
4. Cheyenne Jackson*
5. Neil Patrick Harris*
6. Gale Harold
7. Van Hansis
8. Chris Evans
9. Anderson Cooper
10. Ryan Reynolds


11. Gareth David-Lloyd
12. David Beckham
13. Jensen Ackles - woof!
14. T. R. Knight*
15. Brad Pitt - woof!
16. Daniel Craig - woof!
17. Thore Schölermann
18. Wentworth Miller - woof!
19. Chace Crawford - current it boy and doesn't he know it!
20. Jake Silbermann
21. Ryan Phillippe - woof!
22. Matthew Rhys
23. Robert Gant*
24. Zac Efron
25. Justin Timberlake
26. Christian Bale
27. Channing Tatum - woof!


28. Hugh Jackman
29. Jo Weil
30. James Marsden
31. Tom Welling
32. Randy Harrison*
33. David Tennant
34. Heath Ledger
35. Jamie Bamber
36. Jonathan Rhys Meyers - imagine how hot he'd be if he managed to stay off the crack for once!
37. Mario Lopez
38. Milo Ventimiglia - woof!
39. Ryan Gosling - woof!
40. Johnny Depp
41. Gerard Butler
42. David Boreanaz - woof!


43. Jared Padalecki - woof!
44. Declan Bennett
45. James McAvoy
46. Matthew Fox
47. George Clooney - gorgeous George!
48. Chris Meloni - oh, I so would... woof!
49. Matt Damon
50. Eric Dane
51. Taye Diggs
52. Gael Garcia Bernal
53. Paul Walker - woof!
54. Ewan McGregor
55. Patrick Dempsey
56. Chad Allen*
57. Colin Farrell
58. Eddie Cibrian - woof!


59. Josh Holloway - you see, what Lost needs to do now is have more scenes of a shirtless and sweaty Josh with his jeans hanging off his ass and clearly showing that he doesn't have any underwear on.
60. Jensen Atwood
61. Ashton Kutcher
62. Ian Somerhalder
63. Eric Bana
64. Lee Pace
65. Orlando Bloom
66. Paul Rudd
67. Eric Mabius
68. Josh Duhamel
69. Ronnie Kroell*
70. Cristiano Ronaldo
71. Clive Owen
72. Darryl Stephens*
73. J. P. Calderon*
74. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
75. Dave Annable
76. James Sutton
77. Mitch Hewer - woof!
78. Jason Statham
79. Shia LaBeouf - I still can't stop myself from calling him Shia LaDouche. It'll pass eventually, I'm sure.
80. Tom Ford*
81. Adam Levine
82. Henry Cavill
83. Nicolas Gob - hot French actor, kinda like a gallic Wentworth Miller.
84. Ricky Martin - muy muy caliente, guapo!


85. Rufus Wainwright*
86. John Krasinski
87. Jude Law
88. Justin Hartley
89. Robert Downey Jr.
90. Christopher Gorham
91. Jake Shears* - also know as The Original Good Time Had By All.. ;o)
92. Matthew McConaughey
93. Peter Paige*
94. Russell Tovey*
95. Thomas Roberts*
96. Adam Barta*
97. Ben Browder
98. Hayden Christensen
99. James Franco
100. Jared Leto

If you're wondering why some of them have the little * beside their name, that's AfterElton.com's helpful reminder that the said guy is a gay. Yes, I know what you're thinking: "but what about ______? I hear that _______ has a thing for Latin. And I know for a fact that _______ is gay as he slept with my friend's trainer's ex-boyfriend." Well, they've just pointed out the card-carrying members of the club for now, the rest of 'em can just enjoy the view.

What brings you here?

Oh, I haven't checked this for a few weeks. My Statcounter gives me lots of statistical data which I mostly fail to understand, but I do like to look at the keyword analysis as I like to see which words readers are putting into their Google search to end up at my blog. Here is the latest list:

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Ok, so evidently there are a lot of people who just want to see naked photographs of various celebrities and that never changes but I do get amused by some of the more unusual searches. I mean, do you really want to see shirtless photographs of poor sad, depressed Leon Jackson? How about little hot 'n heavy Richard "Hampster" Hammond? Seriously, some of you need to seek out better shower nozzle maturbatory material than those two!

What visitors to Age Appropriate want to know (among other things) - is Tom Brady circumcised?

From time to time I check out my Statcounter and pretend that I know what I'm doing and look through all the data it gives me and try to figure out what it all means. It doesn't just give me the total number of visitors, country, browser etc., but it also gives me an analysis of which keywords were tapped into Google which resulted in readers clicking on my blog. Here is the latest list:

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I hope you all found what you were looking for when you clicked on my blog and that you come back again. Looking at that list, the only thing that I don't have any information about is whether or not Tom Brady is circumcised. I don't watch American Football in that much detail, but since he's an American I'd take a guess and say that he is. I mean, most American guys get cut, right? Try watching a match in High Definition, those outfits are so tight you ought to get a pretty good visual answer!

Anyway, I've illustrated this post with some of the photographs from Tom's famous VMan photo session. I examined his crotch for evidence of circumcision, but denim just doesn't give that much information away. Tom does flash a nice bit of nipple though, the dirty bitch!

Grey's Anatomy's Eric Dane for Flaunt magazine

Grey's Anatomy's McSteamy Eric Dane has done a fetching photoshoot for Flaunt magazine. It must be hard working on the set of that show with Eric, Patrick Dempsey and Justin Chambers around. I wouldn't know where to look first!

“If people want to call me McSteamy, do it till the cows come home.”