2008 - the Year of the Bitch

Radar reckons that's although it's only April, it has already turned into the year of the bitch. After my own super bitchery yesterday, I have to agree. Here's their choice of fierce bitches with my own commentary after each name:

1. Hillary Clinton "The Bitch Supreme" - I want Hillary to become President just to watch her kick some old fat Republican ass. Girlfriend is fierce!


2. Tina Fey "The Funny Bitch" - Oh, so you're thinking that she's nice? How do you think she got that massive scar across her face pretty face?

3. Blair Waldorf "The Preppy Bitch" - Heh, now we're talking. Blair is the most deliciously bitchy bitch on television right now. Love her.

4. Ellen Page "The Little Bitch" - I just don't get all the fuss over little Ellen. Another lesbian with short hair and no make-up.

5. Victoria Beckham "The Skinny Bitch" - Aw, so unfair. I must be the only person in the world who actually likes Posh.


6. Tyra Banks "The Diva Bitch" - The increasingly plus-sized Tyra Abdul says that we can kiss her big fat ass! Erm.. that's so empowering!

7. Heather Mills "The Crazy Bitch" - The craziest bitchiest wonky-faced super crazy mofo bitch in the whole world. I'd put her at number one. Easily. Complete nut-job.

8. Lauren Conrad "The Secret Bitch" - I don't even know who this is. A google search reveals her to be some fakey reality telly person. Yet another one.

9. Cécilia Ciganer-Albéniz (formerly Cécilia Sarkozy) "The French Bitch" - The ex-wife from Hell. And you thought Mucca Mills was bad..?

10. Tracy Ullman "The British Bitch" - Anyone who can send Renee Zellweger to therapy can't be all that bad.

Ann Coulter - dumbass stupid Bitch Features on Hillary and Obama

Conservative dumbass Ann Coulter is still going on about how she's supporting Hillary Clinton for the Democratic nomination even though Coulter is a dried up old husk of a Republican. Anyway, old Bitch Features has written a piece about Hillary and Barack on her website and states that: "Now that Hillary has won three primaries in a row, it's time for Obama to do the classy thing and withdraw from the race. (Obama won Vermont, but that was earlier in the day. Exit polls indicate he took the black vote. Literally. There was just the one.)"

Written with her usual simple mindedness and disregard to common sense, Coulter thinks she's so goddamn irreverent and amusing, except she's not. She's just unpleasant, rude and downright nuts. Now we all know that she's actually supporting a Democrat, she's just fucking with our heads and trying to get some attention. In the end, the piece just seems to focus on urging Hillary to divorce Bill Clinton:

"This charade of a marriage has gone on long enough. Even if you were stupid enough to marry him back in the '70s, Bill is just so over, girlfriend. He can't even get Holiday Inn cocktail waitresses anymore. Last I heard, he was hitting on the Motel 6 housekeeping staff."

What, does Coulter think she's on Ricki Lake now? Damn foo'! Oh, but one good thing came out of this, I finally managed to track down a half decent photograph of Bitch Features. Sure, you can hardly see her face but that's why it's good!

Hillary Clinton gets on the Sanjaya bandwagon

The Boston Herald reports that Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton spent Friday answering New Hampshire's voters' questions including one about would-be American Idol, Sanjaya Malakar.

"During a radio call-in on WOKQ-FM, Senator Hillary Clinton was asked what the United States can do about Malakar, the television show’s underdog candidate who critics say lacks any shred of talent.

"That’s the best question I’ve been asked in a long time," Clinton said. "Well, you know, people can vote for whomever they want. That’s true in my election, and it’s true on American Idol."

While it's tempting to say "no shit, Hillary", she does right in pointing out the obvious. Sanjaya has polarised opinion and attracted hateful and racist comments. Commentators forget that it's not Sanjaya's fault that he's still in the competition, he's just trying his luck, just as it's not George Dubya's fault that he's the President. You voted for him, it's all your fault!

Unlike Sanjaya, Hillary Clinton is at the top of the polls and fundraising. In an April 3rd New Hampshire poll sponsored by CNN and WMUR-TV, 27% favored Clinton, followed by John Edwards with 21% and Barack Obama at 20%.

Remember how last year's American Idol attracted more votes in its final than have ever voted for a President? Get voting folks!

Creater of anti-Hillary Clinton Apple 1984 ad revealed as Phil de Vellis

Hilary Clinton-bashing spoof '1984' ads made headlines on appearance on YouTube recently – but now their creator has been sacked, reports claim. Phil de Vellis was the creator and you can read all about it on his blog.

The spoof took Apple's iconic '1984' ad and replaced the menacing Big Brother image with that of Senator Clinton. It instead recommended Democratic hopeful Barack Obama for the President's chair.

In his blog, de Vellis says "I am a proud Democrat, and I always have been. I support Senator Obama. I hope he wins the primary. (I recognize that this ad is not his style of politics.) I also believe that Senator Clinton is a great public servant, and if she should win the nomination, I would support her and wish her all the best.

I've resigned from my employer, Blue State Digital, an internet company that provides technology to several presidential campaigns, including Richardson's, Vilsack's, and -- full disclosure -- Obama's. The company had no idea that I'd created the ad, and neither did any of our clients. But I've decided to resign anyway so as not to harm them, even by implication.

This ad was not the first citizen ad, and it will not be the last. The game has changed."

Hillary Clinton gives 'em hell in New Hampshire

Hillary Clinton spoke before 1,000 New Hampshire Democrats this week at the New Hampshire Democratic Party's annual 100 Club fund-raising dinner. Hillary invoked another past Democratic presidential candidate, John F. Kennedy, as she noted that some Americans are skeptical that a woman can win the presidency in 2008.

"A lot of people said back then, 'Well, you know, America will never elect a Catholic as president,'" she said. As for her own candidacy, she used a line that has become a trademark in her seven-week-old campaign: "We'll never know unless we try."

Hillary Clinton, who refers to her bid as being "in it to win it," also sounded a more explicit note of confidence in herself as the most prepared and battle-tested contender for the Democratic nomination, "I'm ready – I'm ready to run against the Republicans and win, and I'm ready to govern and lead our country into the future," she said.

Well said, Hillary. I have no idea why anyone would have a problem with having a female President. Many countries all over the world have had female leaders. We've had Mrs Thatcher in the UK. Ok, so I wasn't a fan of the so-called Iron Lady, but at least she was an effective leader. If voters don't like Hillary's politics, then fair enough. But to dismiss her simply because she's a woman...?

Ann Coulter refuses to apologise, says that the word "faggot" isn't offensive to gays!!

Fox News carries a story about Borat in a skirt, Ann Coulter. Besieged in the press and by three Republican presidential candidates, Coulter defended herself by saying she was mocking political correctness in America, not homosexuality. Ann Coulter has the impudence to say that "'faggot' isn't offensive to gays; "It has nothing to do with gays." Coulter said on FOX News' Hannity and Colmes, "it's a schoolyard taunt meaning 'wuss,' and unless you're telling me that John Edwards is gay, it was not applied to a gay person."

Some people applaud Ann Coulter for speaking out against Political Correctness, but I disagree. I don't think she’s done anything laudable. I think she is a coward. Let her call John Edwards a faggot if that’s what she truly believes. But the remark is later excused as just being a harmless joke that everyone is over-reacting about. This is damage limitation, Ann Coulter style, only she’s such a klutz, she can’t even keep her mouth shut for long enough to limit any damage, she’s just doing more!

The whole context of the remark reminds me of a shyster lawyer making an inadmissable remark in court knowing full well that it’ll have to be retracted. Well the jury hears the it anyway and the remark still has the desired effect once it’s said out loud. So John Edwards will now forever be known as the guy that Ann Coulter called a faggot. What do you reckon of his chances now? One down, two to go. I wonder what she’s cooking up for Hillary and Obama!

By the way, I had the usual problem of finding an acceptable photograph of Ann Coulter. Who the heck said this woman was hot?

Hillary Clinton opposes "don't ask, don't tell" military policy in speech to gay activists

In a keynote speech on Friday, Democrat Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton told the Human Rights Campaign that she wants a partnership with gays if elected president.

Hillary Clinton also said she opposes the "don't ask, don't tell" policy regarding gays in the military that was instituted during her husband's presidency.

"I am proud to stand by your side," Clinton said. "I want you to know that this is exactly the kind of partnership we will have when I am president," Clinton told the group. "I want you to know that just as you always have an open door to my senate office, you will always have an open door to the White House and together we can continue this journey."

Clinton's husband Bill Clinton was president when the Pentagon instituted the "don't ask, don't tell" policy, which says gays may serve in the military only if they keep their sexual orientation private. In 1999, as she prepared to run for the Senate from New York, Clinton publicly opposed that policy.

Previous to Bill Clinton's administration, gays were flatly forbidden from serving in the military, but Hillary Clinton said it would be safer for the nation if openly gay soldiers, sailors, Marines, and airmen could wear the uniform. "This policy doesn't just hurt gays and lesbians, it hurts all our troops and this to me is a matter of national security and we're going to fix it," Clinton said. Clinton's chief rivals for the Democratic nomination, John Edwards and Barack Obama, have also declared that they would favour repealing the policy.

She also attacked the Bush administration for making political appeals based on gay rights issues, vowing that her presidency would mark "the end of leadership that has politicized the most personal and intimate issues."

Well, all I can say is that it's about time. In this day and age, it looks like we finally have a presidential candidate who will stand up for equal rights for all,irrespective of race, gender, religion or sexuality. I don't know why the otehrs find this basic principle so difficult. I like Hillary, I know she can come across as a bit shrill and calculating but she's working on that, at least she's getting out there and meeting people. Maybe she should think about having that makeover suggested by Donatella Versace..

Donatella Versace says that Hillary Clinton needs a make-over

In the newspaper today, there was a typically unflattering photograph of our favourite glamorous designer, Donatella Versace. It reminded me of an amusing story from last month. In case you missed it, Donatella Versace gave an interview to Germany's weekly newspaper Die Zeit where she said that U.S. presidential candidate Hillary Clinton should tap into her feminine side and wear dresses and skirts instead of trousers.

"I can understand (trousers) are comfortable but she's a woman and she is allowed to show that. She should treat femininity as an opportunity and not try to emulate masculinity in politics," la Donatella said. Skirts should reach to the knee and be worn with a short jacket or coat, she said. The best color would be black rather than the blue Clinton currently favors, she added. "I admire her for her determination, which will hopefully take her to the White House."

Well, you have to agree that Donatella Versace is a very successful designer, but sometimes her fashion choices miss the mark. I mean, would you like to see Hillary in a get-up similar to the one that is wearing Donatella Versace in the photo above? I doubt that Hillary would suit a spray tan, press on nails and acrylic hair extensions. Then again, a fabulous Donatella Versace inspired makeover for Hillary Clinton could just give her the edge over Obama and maybe jaded voters would get the kick up the ass they need!