Radar's Top 10 Greatest Moments In Heterosexuality

You may have seen the video on YouTube by Star Jones' gay ex-husband Big Gay Al Reynolds where he asserts his heterosexuality. He's even got his own channel on YouTube. Anyway, Big Gay Al claims all the gay rumours have affected him both personally and professionally and denies any of it: "I am not a homosexual.... I look good, so people call that kind of soft."

Whatever, I know a big ol' 'mo when I see one and my gaydar is beeping off that chart with Big Gay Al. Well, the kindly folks at Radar have helpfully compiled their Top Ten Greatest Moments of celebrities declaring their heterosexuality. Ah, I simply adore this shit-stirring kind of shit. In no particular order:

Oprah Winfrey - ''People think I'd be so ashamed of being gay that I wouldn't admit it? Oh, please.'' Never mind, I'm still very supportive of Oprah and her girlfriend Gayle.

Jake Gyllenhaal - "I can honestly say I've never been attracted to a man sexually, but I don't think I'd be afraid of it if it happened." Nice answer from the Gyllenhaal. No wonder we love him so much.

Brandon Routh/Superman - "I'm very confident in who I am and my relationship with my lovely girlfriend." So does that mean that the rumours about Brandon enjoying a hot tub "session" with director Bryan Singer to get the part aren't true? I know - sometimes I'm just plain evil.

Mike Piazza - "First off, I'm not gay, I'm heterosexual. That's pretty much it. That's pretty much all I can say. I don't see the need to address the issue further.... I can't control what people think. That's obvious. And I can't convince people what to think. I can only say what I know what the truth is and that's I'm heterosexual and I date women. That's it. End of story." Ok, Ok, we get the message. Talk about overkill!

Kordell Stewart - "You'd better not leave your girlfriends around me because I'm out to prove a point!" Wow, so he bangs a few women to prove that he's not gay. I've known a few guys do the same.

Tom Cruise (taken from a lawsuit) - "While Cruise thoroughly respects others' rights to follow their own sexual preference, he is not a homosexual and had no relationship of any kind with Kyle Bradford and does not even know him."

The thing is, I really don't want Tom Cruise to be a homosexual. Seriously, he's way too crazy these days so let's forget all about the gay rumours. I mean, even if it is true, we don't want him!

AfterElton.com's Hot 100 - Jake Gyllenhaal still your number one!

I hope you voted for your favourite hot guys in the 2nd Annual AfterElton.com Hot 100 list. If not, you're too late as here's the final tally:

1. Jake Gyllenhaal- woof!
2. John Barrowman*
3. Luke MacFarlane*
4. Cheyenne Jackson*
5. Neil Patrick Harris*
6. Gale Harold
7. Van Hansis
8. Chris Evans
9. Anderson Cooper
10. Ryan Reynolds


11. Gareth David-Lloyd
12. David Beckham
13. Jensen Ackles - woof!
14. T. R. Knight*
15. Brad Pitt - woof!
16. Daniel Craig - woof!
17. Thore Schölermann
18. Wentworth Miller - woof!
19. Chace Crawford - current it boy and doesn't he know it!
20. Jake Silbermann
21. Ryan Phillippe - woof!
22. Matthew Rhys
23. Robert Gant*
24. Zac Efron
25. Justin Timberlake
26. Christian Bale
27. Channing Tatum - woof!


28. Hugh Jackman
29. Jo Weil
30. James Marsden
31. Tom Welling
32. Randy Harrison*
33. David Tennant
34. Heath Ledger
35. Jamie Bamber
36. Jonathan Rhys Meyers - imagine how hot he'd be if he managed to stay off the crack for once!
37. Mario Lopez
38. Milo Ventimiglia - woof!
39. Ryan Gosling - woof!
40. Johnny Depp
41. Gerard Butler
42. David Boreanaz - woof!


43. Jared Padalecki - woof!
44. Declan Bennett
45. James McAvoy
46. Matthew Fox
47. George Clooney - gorgeous George!
48. Chris Meloni - oh, I so would... woof!
49. Matt Damon
50. Eric Dane
51. Taye Diggs
52. Gael Garcia Bernal
53. Paul Walker - woof!
54. Ewan McGregor
55. Patrick Dempsey
56. Chad Allen*
57. Colin Farrell
58. Eddie Cibrian - woof!


59. Josh Holloway - you see, what Lost needs to do now is have more scenes of a shirtless and sweaty Josh with his jeans hanging off his ass and clearly showing that he doesn't have any underwear on.
60. Jensen Atwood
61. Ashton Kutcher
62. Ian Somerhalder
63. Eric Bana
64. Lee Pace
65. Orlando Bloom
66. Paul Rudd
67. Eric Mabius
68. Josh Duhamel
69. Ronnie Kroell*
70. Cristiano Ronaldo
71. Clive Owen
72. Darryl Stephens*
73. J. P. Calderon*
74. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
75. Dave Annable
76. James Sutton
77. Mitch Hewer - woof!
78. Jason Statham
79. Shia LaBeouf - I still can't stop myself from calling him Shia LaDouche. It'll pass eventually, I'm sure.
80. Tom Ford*
81. Adam Levine
82. Henry Cavill
83. Nicolas Gob - hot French actor, kinda like a gallic Wentworth Miller.
84. Ricky Martin - muy muy caliente, guapo!


85. Rufus Wainwright*
86. John Krasinski
87. Jude Law
88. Justin Hartley
89. Robert Downey Jr.
90. Christopher Gorham
91. Jake Shears* - also know as The Original Good Time Had By All.. ;o)
92. Matthew McConaughey
93. Peter Paige*
94. Russell Tovey*
95. Thomas Roberts*
96. Adam Barta*
97. Ben Browder
98. Hayden Christensen
99. James Franco
100. Jared Leto

If you're wondering why some of them have the little * beside their name, that's AfterElton.com's helpful reminder that the said guy is a gay. Yes, I know what you're thinking: "but what about ______? I hear that _______ has a thing for Latin. And I know for a fact that _______ is gay as he slept with my friend's trainer's ex-boyfriend." Well, they've just pointed out the card-carrying members of the club for now, the rest of 'em can just enjoy the view.

Vote now in AfterElton.com’s List of the 100 Hottest Guys

Voting is now open in AfterElton.com’s List of the 100 Hottest Guys!

Here's my hot top ten:

Chace Crawford
Wentworth Miller
Jake Gyllenhaal
Channing Tatum
David Boreanaz
Eddie Cibrian
Jared Padalecki
Paul Walker
Jensen Ackles
Matt Damon

It's remarkably similar to my choice last year, but at least it shows that I'm consistent with my men!

Why do guys pluck their eyebrows?

There's this guy who lives in the same building as me. I saw him for the first time last week and just now as I was getting home. He's kinda cute and obviously gay (the swish in his walk is a dead giveaway!) but as I was checking him out (nice perky butt!), I noticed that he has these funky eyebrows. He's one of those unfortunate 'mos who feels the need to pluck their eyebrows. I mean, this guy doesn't just pluck them but he must also use an eyebrow pencil to fill them in as his eyebrows are at least one centimetre higher from where they ought to be, like he's Marlene Dietrich or something.

The thing is, I got thinking and I just can't work out why anyone would do this. I've never plucked my eyebrows as I don't need to. But even if I had a monobrow, I still wouldn't bother. I often see guys with plucked eyebrows around town and just wonder what they think they're doing. I mean, do they think it makes them more attractive? Well, it doesn't. Just look at these examples of Jake Gyllenhaal. Even Jakey managed to look like some Emo who'd give my peen a fright. Below are photographs of Jake back to his bushy-eyebrowed glory. Much hotter, wouldn't you agree?

I don't mind hair removal on men on other parts of the body. In fact, sometimes I recommend it on the back and shoulders just to neaten things up. Oh, and shaved balls are kinda hot. Heck, I'd even tolerate a shaved peen. But fellas, leave the eyebrows alone!

Shirtless Jakey Gyllenhaal by Mario Testino

As promised, here are those shirtless photographs of Jake Gyllenhaal from Mario Testino's new book "Let Me In". Looking good, Jakey!

Jake Gyllenhaal in Interview magazine

I'm not going to bore you with the interview Jake Gylllenhaal suffers through with David Fincher to promote his new film "Rendition". Instead, let's just look at the photographs of our Jakey getting all butch and outdoorsy like. Oh, Jakey's so macho, I'm gonna swoon..!

Star Bores – the worst celebrity onscreen couples

As if things weren’t bad enough for Natalie Portman and Hayden Christensen, they’ve recently been voted the worst screen couple of all-time in a recent poll which rated screen couples who had the worst on-screen chemistry.

1. Natalie Portman & Hayden Christensen - Stars Wars: Episode II
2. Jennifer Lopez & Ben Affleck - Gigli
3. Keira Knightley & Orlando Bloom - Pirates of the Caribbean
4. Madonna & Adriano Giannini - Swept Away
5. Catherine Zeta-Jones & Sean Connery - Entrapment
6. Andie MacDowell & Hugh Grant - Four Weddings and a Funeral
7. Kate Bekinsale & Ben Affleck - Pearl Harbor
8. Nicole Kidman & Tom Cruise - Eyes Wide Shut
9. Jake Gyllenhaal & Heath Ledger - Brokeback Mountain (hey, they were hot in this!!)
10. Kate Winslet & Leonardo DiCaprio – Titanic

Hey, forget about Tom and Nicole. What about Tom Cruise and his lack of chemistry with just about any female? On or offscreen!

AfterElton's Hot 100 - Jake comes out on top!

AfterElton has tallied the scores and published this year's Hot 'Mo Hundred. It makes for interesting reading. For starters, I haven't heard of a whole bunch of 'em. It seems that our shower nozzle masturbatory material comes from a variety of sources!

"The list also shows that we like men who are not afraid to be associated with gay people and stories — of the 83 actors on the list, a whopping 49 (59%) have played gay. Fifteen of the men are openly gay or bisexual and they're noted with an asterisk (*) next to their name. (As readers will no doubt note, the list also includes men who are thought by many to be gay, but who are not publicly out.)

And although we may have tried to encourage unbridled shallowness in the nomination process, the list is full of men who are notable for more than their obvious physical assets. These men are entrepreneurs, activists, trend-setters, humanitarians and beyond, and most are just as pretty on the inside as they are on the outside."

Here's the full list:

1. Jake Gyllenhaal (was there ever any doubt..?)
2. Chris Evans
3. Daniel Craig
4. Gale Harold
5. Taye Diggs
6. Ryan Reynolds
7. Hugh Jackman
8. T R Knight
9. Ryan Phillipe
10. John Barrowman
11. Christian Bale
12. Brad Pitt
13. Christopher Meloni
14. Robert Gant
15. Patrick Wilson
16. Mario Lopez
17. Gael Garcia Bernal
18. Ian Somerhalder
19. Justin Timberlake
20. Heath Ledger
21. Paul Rudd
22. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
23. Channing Tatum
24. Ryan Gosling
25. Jamie Bamber
26. Wentworth Miller (Wentworth!!)
27. Tom Welling
28. Shemar Moore
29. Eddie Cibrian
30. David Boreanaz
31. Chad Allen
32. Anderson Cooper
33. Josh Duhamel
34. Randy Harrison
35. Jensen Ackles
36. Cheyenne Jackson
37. Jared Padalecki
38. Matthew McConaughey
39. David Beckham
40. Jason Statham
41. Milo Ventimiglia
42. Eric Mabius
43. Jensen Atwood
44. Eric Bana
45. Paul Walker
46. Matthew Fox
47. Josh Holloway
48. Tyson Beckford
49. Zachary Quinto
50. Orlando Bloom
51. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
52. Neil Patrick Harris
53. Ben McKenzie
54. Gerard Butler
55. Clive Owen
56. Eric Dane
57. Jeremy Piven (what the..?)
58. Andy Roddick
59. Jason Behr
60. J.P. Calderon
61. Johnny Depp
62. Keanu Reeves
63. Matthew Rhys
64. Christopher Gorham
65. LL Cool J (nice call!)
66. Adam Levine
67. Sendhil Ramamurthy
68. Daniel Dae Kim
69. Thomas Roberts
70. Kevin Zegers
71. Cristiano Ronaldo
72. Wilson Cruz
73. Alexandre Despatie
74. Timothy Olyphant
75. Jake Shears
76. Matt Damon
77. Jay Hernandez
78. John Krasinski
79. Ewan McGregor
80. Enrique Iglesias (ooh, yes!)
81. B.D. Wong
82. Adrian Pasdar
83. Peter Sarsgaard
84. John Amaechi
85. Jesse Bradford
86. Peter Paige
87. Jesse L. Martin
88. Brady Quinn
89. Billy Campbell
90. Jeremy Bloom
91. Ben Browder
92. George Clooney
93. Tom Ford
94. Cillian Murphy
95. Sufjan Stevens
96. Darryl Stephens
97. James Purefoy
98. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (oh, as if!)
99. Seth Green
100. Zach Braff

Jake Gyllenhaal - sometimes he's serious, sometimes he smiles, but he's always hot!

Where would a gay blog be without some photographs of sexy Jake Gyllenhaal? And look, he's even smiling!

Vote in AfterElton's Hot 100 for your top hot male totty

AfterElton invites you to vote in their Hot 100.

"After our sister site AfterEllen.com presented their Hot 100 list, a number of AfterElton.com readers wrote in to ask when AfterElton was going to do the same. It seems gay boys are tired of watching straight men get to objectify women in the pages of Maxim and Sports Illustrated without getting to take a crack at doing it to men as well. Turnabout is fair play, after all.

I'm happy to say that our time has come and we're giving our readers a chance to be entirely superficial and vote for the guys who most turn their crank. The timing seems perfect with People Magazine having just published their Hottest Bachelors issue (no gay boys as far I could tell).

Given how much of an influence gay men have had on the aesthetics of what makes a straight man hot -- sculpted abs, the smooth look, well-dressed -- it's about time we had a list entirely of our own making."

Here's my list, in alphabetical order:

Jensen Ackles
Josh Duhamel
Chris Evans
Jake Gyllenhaal
Enrique Iglesias
Mario Lopez
Ricky Martin
Wentworth Miller
Channing Tatum
Kevin Zegers

Voting is open until July 3rd. Submit all votes to editor@afterelton.com or register on the AfterElton site. Get voting!

Wet Jake Gyllenhaal

Wet Jake Gyllenhaal

Wet Jake Gyllenhaal

Jake Gyllenhaal

Jake Gyllenhaal

Jake Gyllenhaal in Russian Elle magazine

A couple of new ones of Jake Gyllenhaal from the Russian version of Elle magaine, plus an old one at the bottom that I happened to find on my hard drive and hadn't posted before. You can never have too much Jakey.

Jake Gyllenhaal shooting some hoops

Ignore those nasty rumours about Jake Gyllenhaal dating Reese Witherspoon. Jake’s all mine, Reese is just keeping him warm for me.

Brokeback Mountain - finally!

Would you believe that I only finally got around to watching Bareback Mountain yesterday? I didn’t get around to watching it at the cinema so it ended up as one of my DVD rentals that I always seem to have hanging around. Despite all the awards the film received, I wasn’t really expecting much from the film but I have to say, I really enjoyed it. It has an overwhelmingly romantic feel to it, like David Lean’s Ryan’s Daughter or Dr Zhivago.

Having read a few reviews of the film today, there seems to have been a tortured debate about whether the guys, Jack and Ennis, played by Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger are gay, bi or straight. Well, maybe it’s just me but don’t you agree that they were clearly gay? I know they get married and have kids, but they’re never really shown as being happy within their heterosexual relationships. They only ever seem happy when together up the mountain. And Jack’s vision of the two of them living together on a ranch seems to indicate that his character wanted a full time committed relationship. That doesn’t sound like just a case of Men Who Sleep With Men to me. You know, being on the Downlow.


Jake and Heath are both great, though I didn’t understand much of what Heath said and had to switch on the subtitles. I know that his character was meant to have difficulty communicating, but heck, even Gary Cooper could make himself understood. The supporting cast is also good though don’t you think that Anne Hathaway always just brings a Disney ambience to each part she plays? The only other criticism I have is that the love scenes seem kinda violent. At times, they almost looked more like rape. And Jake didn’t look like he was enjoying the first sex scene. Then again, Heath just lubricated with a bit of spit and that sure don't make for a comfortable ride!

Maybe I’m naïve, but isn’t sex meant to be fun? You know, just a little.

18th Annual GLAAD Media Awards Winners

18th Annual GLAAD Media Awards Winners:

Vanguard Award: Jennifer Aniston (presented by Jake Gyllenhaal)

Stephen F. Kolzak Award: Martina Navratilova (presented by Lance Bass)

Outstanding Film – Wide Release: Little Miss Sunshine (Fox Searchlight Pictures) [Accepted by: Michael Arndt, writer of Little Miss Sunshine]

Outstanding Drama Series: Brothers & Sisters (ABC) [Accepted by: Executive Producer Jon Robin Baitz and Matthew Rhys, with Dave Annable, Balthazar Getty, Rachel Giffiths, Ron Rifkin and Patricia Wettig]

Outstanding Comedy Series: Ugly Betty (ABC) [Accepted by: Executive Producer Silvio Horta, Co-Executive Producer Marco Pennette and America Ferrera, with Mark Indelicato, Judith Light, Eric Mabius and Michael Urie]

Outstanding Individual Episode: "Where the Boys Are" Grey's Anatomy (ABC) [Accepted by: T.R. Knight, Katherine Heigl and episode writer Mark Wilding, with Sara Ramirez, Kate Walsh and episode guest star Alexandra Billings]

Outstanding Spanish-Language Newspaper Overall Coverage: La Opinión [Los Angeles] [Accepted by: Laura Barrera, community affairs manager, La Opinión]

"The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) is dedicated to promoting and ensuring fair, accurate, and inclusive representation of people and events in the media as a means of eliminating homophobia and discrimination based on gender identity and sexual orientation.'

Because we just can't get enough of Jake Gyllenhaal wearing revealing clothing..

You know it's no accident when our Jake is caught dressed like this. The man just knows how to push all the right buttons!

Grrr