2008 - the Year of the Bitch

Radar reckons that's although it's only April, it has already turned into the year of the bitch. After my own super bitchery yesterday, I have to agree. Here's their choice of fierce bitches with my own commentary after each name:

1. Hillary Clinton "The Bitch Supreme" - I want Hillary to become President just to watch her kick some old fat Republican ass. Girlfriend is fierce!


2. Tina Fey "The Funny Bitch" - Oh, so you're thinking that she's nice? How do you think she got that massive scar across her face pretty face?

3. Blair Waldorf "The Preppy Bitch" - Heh, now we're talking. Blair is the most deliciously bitchy bitch on television right now. Love her.

4. Ellen Page "The Little Bitch" - I just don't get all the fuss over little Ellen. Another lesbian with short hair and no make-up.

5. Victoria Beckham "The Skinny Bitch" - Aw, so unfair. I must be the only person in the world who actually likes Posh.


6. Tyra Banks "The Diva Bitch" - The increasingly plus-sized Tyra Abdul says that we can kiss her big fat ass! Erm.. that's so empowering!

7. Heather Mills "The Crazy Bitch" - The craziest bitchiest wonky-faced super crazy mofo bitch in the whole world. I'd put her at number one. Easily. Complete nut-job.

8. Lauren Conrad "The Secret Bitch" - I don't even know who this is. A google search reveals her to be some fakey reality telly person. Yet another one.

9. Cécilia Ciganer-Albéniz (formerly Cécilia Sarkozy) "The French Bitch" - The ex-wife from Hell. And you thought Mucca Mills was bad..?

10. Tracy Ullman "The British Bitch" - Anyone who can send Renee Zellweger to therapy can't be all that bad.