"im so horny... talk dirty?x"

I started a MySpace account a few weeks ago as it was the easiest way to keep up to date with various podcasters and bloggers. There's not much information on there but there's clearly enough to have provoked the following message that I woke up to this morning:

"jus saw ur online... im so horny... talk dirty?x "

I didn't know who it was from so I clicked on the profile and it turned out that this was from a twenty one year old straight guy from Ireland. Don't get me wrong, he looked like a really cute guy, but WTF? As if I'm going to jack off with some stranger who can't even spell. I do have some standards. Not many, but I cling onto those that I still have!