Prison Break Season Four promotional photographs

Oh, I can't hackin' wait! One of my favourite shows (and choice shower nozzle masturbatory material) Prison Break returns on September 1st. And look, Sarah's back!

OMFG! Two weeks to go until some new "Gossip Girl"

OMFG indeed! The new promo shot for Gossip Girl looks super fun. Just remember folks, this shows is meant to be for kids.

Television for kids sure wasn't like this when I was young.

Oh, and did you hear that one of the ethnic twins got dropped? Looks like the whitest show on television just got whiter.

The "Oz" cockfest on DVD

I've been renting the DVDs of Oz lately and I've just finished watching the first season. I remember watching Oz when it was first broadcast back in the late nineties, but I'd never seen it repeated and, as the later seasons were broadcast at some stupid hour in the middle of the night, I'd never be able to watch the whole thing.

I remembered liking the show and the general storylines and characters, but what I'd completely forgotten about was what a hot cockfest it is. I mean, there's naked male prisoner ass and cock all over the place in every episode. I'm going to have to rent all six seasons now!

Tracey Ullman's "State of the Union"

British comedien Tracey Ullman is doing a new telly show for Showtime called State of the Union. Here's some of the PR guff:

"Tracey tackles the country’s celebrity-obsessed, 24- hour news culture by portraying a variety of characters from celebrities such as Cameron Diaz, Renée Zellweger, Dina Lohan, Tony Sirico and David Beckham to politicians and pundits like Nancy Pelosi and Arianna Huffington. Additionally, Ullman has created a new line-up of original characters that reflect a cross-section of American society from an Indian pharmacist to a homeless woman without health insurance to a soldier on temporary leave from Iraq."

Oh, I can't wait to see this. Tracey can be a bit hit or miss with her targets, but I love the look of her dead-on Renee Zellweger. Tracey looks just like our favourite puffy faced, slitty eyed, sweaty Renee, though if I had to criticise I could say that her mouth could do with being a bit more like it's giving a blow-job.

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The hot guys of CSI Miami

I've been catching up with some erm "acquired" episodes of season six of CSI Miami. I love all the CSI shows but I never remember to watch them each week. Luckily, Five US manages to have it one just about every single night, but never in any coherent order. You could be watching any episode in any order from any season. I find it much easier to watch everything in one go and that's what I've done these past couple of days with CSI Miami. I've watched episodes 1 to 10 in succession and it's been much better. I understand the relationships between all the characters a lot better now.

One thing that I've also noticed is how much more handsome the leading men are. My two favourite are Jonathan Togo and Adam Rodriguez (man, he's hot!) but there's a new guy too, Calleigh's love interest played by Johnny Whitworth. He's got a weird thing going on with his mouth, looks like he had a hare lip as a kid or something, but he's pretty hot nevertheless.

One thing that does amuse me is the soft gauze photography of David Caruso. Ok, so it must be unsettling to be a leading man and surrounded by all these hot younger actors, but he overdoes it with the soft focus filter. When he's talking to another character, it goes from sharp to soft, back to sharp, then back to soft. It's like watching Lucille Ball in Mame!